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rose

santa bernadetta not again

About Me

im..... teeny. and really really girly. i love my killer-ass heels. like a mini karen from Will & Grace. but sober..... and on reflection should i have just said that?! so yeh teeny.. but i eat looooads. ok yeah its the good healthy stuff but still 5 meals a day is plenty. or not... ooh hungry now. hell. even me shoes are lookin appetising. ok so stopping. riiiiight now. yeh that was a lie. and why you still reading... oooh doughnuts. but im an ok person. been suggested id listen to a coat rack if it tallked for long enough.. or some suchlike. ;) kidding aside.. ill make u laugh, ill make u cry, and if i cant make it go away... ill still try. im femme. if you dont know what that means, it means.. we will never have more than one game of pool. because i wil break a nail, or into song. yes its a toss up between the two. so yeah um. i do reception all prim and proper during the day.. at night i plop on a wig and stilts .. er half a dress and go dance n sing. for a cabaret act. whahey. oooh lastly and *most* importantly... im horribly loved up. i mean the whole mooning bout her when shes not around stuff. yeah.. i used to pull that face too... but when its happening its the most beautiful thing in the world. and she is. (X)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

all burlesque sensationals and fishnetted corset lovers step this way. lovers of the ridiculous (well me sense of humour need humouring somewhat... ok fine il pay ya to laugh.. just smile and nod?) and all nights will be hilarious. brownies honour.

My Blog

er... there ya go

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:roseBirthday:dont remember, was 20 odd yrs backBirthplace:veniceCurrent Location:good ol lundahn tahnEye Color:greeny/blonde (ye i said blonde)Hair Color:blackH...
Posted by rose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST