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The Collinizer started searching for the cure at the young age of 11. With that first taste of Schlitz Malt Liquor (the bull) his life finally had meaning. So he spent the next 17 years filling his life with that meaning but it wasn't until recently that he found direction. The Collinizer helped found The Cure For Sobriety and is now researching the cure. He believes that great breakthroughs will be made on the expedition planned at the end of the year. In his spare time the Collinizer enjoys wheelbarrow races with strangers and orderin pizzas to Jenny Craig clinics.The Collinizer's drinks of choice is as follows:Favorite drink:vodka tonic or vodka redbullFavorite beer:Spaten Optimator (looks like motor oil tastes like motor oil), also a fan of Steel ReserveFavorite shot:Knob CreekFavorite wine:anything dryFavorite drinking method: anything that can be poured down a funnel or ingested underwater.
Dr. Peterson began his quest for the cure at the ripe age of twelve. Shortly thereafter, he was assaulted by a gang of biker midgets and hospitalized. Not the bikers you're thinking of, but more like tour de pants bikers. EW! Life as he knew it changed. He now has a phobia of highlighters and most things the color orange. On occasion he has been known to paint his forehead with white out and hurl insults and hamburgers at homeless guys. He will ingest anything with an alcohol content and on a rare occasion, has been known to karaoke kelly clarkson songs.
Dr. Peterson's Weapon....drinks of choice: vodka...hangar one is as good as it gets, i'll also drink imperia. Flying dog makes the best damn beer in the world. Don't argue with me about that or i'll cut your toes off. I rarely drink wine, but if i do it's merryvale profile. that shit is like liquid velvet.
Colonel T. Gooseman, or Turbogoose, is the self described golden child of drinking. At the age of 11 during his first communion, Turbogoose chugged the chalice of communion wine and ever since has been dead set on finding a cure for sobriety. His hobies include sliding across highways on his face and filling peoples shoes with nacho cheese. Turbogoose could be described as the loose cannon of the group and has been known, on occasion, to whore himself out for a drink or two. He often goes weeks without sleeping or eating, running on pure crazy, needing only a cold one in each hand and the fear of prohibition coming back to keep him motivated. Turbogoose's arsenal in combatting sobriety... Drink: Hangar One and Soda; Beer: Newcastle or Gonzo Porter; Wine: WHO THE FUCK DRINKS WINE?!; Shot: Hangar One Lime; Method: as fast as possible.anybody who's driven across country in a car with half the roof missing...in the dead of winter