If you want to get to know me read my book, "Errol Flynn...I mean Jack C. Gregory: The Untold Story." "A Sensation," says the New York Post. Or see some shitty art of mine at www.jackgregory.com. And when I say shitty, I'm not being facetious...
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Too many to list, but not crap.
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Full House, Simpsons, Late Nite with Conan O'brien, Any show where someone gets hit hard in the groin, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Real Time with Bill Maher, Daily Show, The News, The Soup, Good Morning America (Diane Sawyer -grrr).THE SHOWS I HATE:Any show that has some human jerk off from US Weekly telling the viewers how much ____________ spent on ____________. So this is basically everything on the E Network (minus The Soup), and a majority of the shows on Vh1. Also, anyone from US Weekly or Elle or Vogue that says something along the lines of, "Paris is Paris, and whether it's good or bad, we love her for it." YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!
Franklin, (The Puppet from Arrested Development)"I don't want no part of yo' tired ass country club, ya freak bitch! "