Nobody Can Eat 50 Eggs

About Me

Nobody Can Eat 50 Eggs is an extremely small publication dedicated to proving that nobody can eat 50 eggs in an hour. It's Impossible! Anyone else out there that makes crazy mixed up magazines or comics I'd love to trade! My name's Steve Steiner. This picture isn't of me but I'd like to be him some day. Then those damn kids would keep out of my yard. Check out www.freewebs.com/50eggs/ for more info! /.. target=""

My Interests

Complaining, Pirates, Alligators, Rednecks, Criticizing, Monsters, Dinosaurs, Having Opinions Without Reason, Self Pitying Comics, Professional Wrestlers, British People (I don't care what anyone says, you guys are okay in my book!, Ugly Biker Goons with Skull Tattoos that Drink Lots of Beer, Time Consuming Quizes, anyone who actually takes time to read this, and sweet, sweet Bad Lamp Humor

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet anyone who produces their own comics/zines or just anyone into comics and humor!

Music:

That weird banjo kid from Deliverence

Television:

Anything that angers me to the point of yelling at the television... mainly the nightly news. I also enjoy Elimidate.

Heroes:

Cool Hand Luke, Ronald Searle, Groucho Marx, People that can Grow Moustaches, Joe Bucco

Don't lick my cone.