Video and computer games (especially old NES shit--Crystalis and River City Ransom!), music, movies movies movies, barhopping, whiskey (going beak-to-beak with the Turkey), ethnic foods (indian especially), writing (www.monstersatplay.com), yadda yadda yadda.
Who is.
METALMETALMETALMETALMETAL! Danzig, Six Feet Under, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, Most Precious Blood, Poison The Well, Eighteen Visions, From Autumn To Ashes, Machine Head, Deftones, oHgR, Analog Brothers, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Ice-T, AFI, Entombed, Voltaire, Samhain, Gary Numan, In Flames, Dark Tranquillity, Boyracer, Rocket From The Crypt, Crisis, GWAR, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Roy Orbison, Muse, Dimmu Borgir, As I Lay Dying, Goblin, Misfits, Funeral For A Friend, Scatter The Ashes, Body Count, Alkaline Trio, Skinny Puppy, Dave Brockie Experience, Mastodon, Dillinger Escape Plan, Snapcase, Daemonia, The Independents, Acid Bath, Small Town Hero, Crossthread, Rudimentary Peni, Versus, Wolfpac, Armsbendback, Unearth, The Haunted, Cradle of Filth, Roni Size, Finch, Disarmonia Mundi, Caliban, Aiden, Killswitch Engage, Modest Mouse, Outkast, It Dies Today, A Bitter Farewell, Bloodjinn, Thinktank, Placebo, Mortiis, Soilwork, KISS, Balzac, Iron Maiden
Suspiria, Profondo Rosso, Dawn Of The Dead (the original, baby!), Creepshow, Bird With The Crystal Plumage, Tenebrae, The Changeling, The Brood, Contamination, Blood Of The Virgins, The Monster Club, Bubba Ho-Tep, Bone, Donnie Darko, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Silence of the Lambs, The Salton Sea, House By The Cemetery, Don't Torture A Duckling, Toxic Avenger, Tromeo and Juliet, Bruiser, God Told Me To, Q - The Winged Serpent, Neon Maniacs, Amelie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (again, the original), the Tomie series, The Beyond, Phenomena, Nosferatu, Der Golem, Friday The 13th series, Jacob's Ladder, The Bunker, Monkey Shines, Cornman, Delirium: Photo Of Gioia, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Hellraiser, Lord Of Illusions, Nightbreed, The Frighteners, Spider, The Fly (both the Vincent Price version and the Cronenberg remake), anything attached to Bert I. Gordon, anything attached to William Castle, Who Saw Her Die?, A Dirty Shame, anything directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis (i.e. Bloodfeast, The Gore Gore Girls), Short Night of the Glass Dolls, Videodrome, The Christmas Season Massacre, The Stendahl Syndrome
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, The Brak Show, MST3K, The Incredible Hulk, Jeopardy, Night Gallery, The Veil, Tales of the Unexpected
Anything by Clive Barker (especially The Hellbound Heart), Bag of Bones by King, The Metamorphosis by Kafka, H.P. Lovecrafts old pulpy stories, Raymond Chandler books, Not That You Asked...by Andy Rooney. Andy Rooney fucking rules.