Dodge

ATTENTION: If you are a photographer/model/potential client and wish to keep me in your contacts, please add my makeup page below. I try to use this site as my personal account. Thank you! :)My name is Lauren, and I'm pretty sure I have everything in my purse. Not body parts, thats gross, but everything else. I think the weirdest thing in it right now is a wrench, and I'm not trying to be funny...its really in there. Last time I used it, that I'm not very clear on. I love alot of things and hate very few...but I can be pretty critical. I'm working on that. And I'm also working on cleaning my room, because its getting pretty serious. I think everything is beautiful. Well, most everything. I can list a few disgusting things right now, but you could be eating, and that's just inconsiderate. I'm a pretty blunt and to the point person, and really get a kick out of people who are the same. I like to argue, but most of the time I'm kinda laughing on the inside, so you really shouldn't take me very seriously...unless you're saying something like "I don't believe in global warming", cause then I think I might just have to bust a cap in your ass. I like precocious children, and I think everybody should get one. They're really hilarious. And I'm a little bit in love with wine. You could call me a "wino", but then I'd have to push you. That also goes if you call me "cutie", "baby", "sweetie" or anything of the sort if you are not 1)gay or my gf, 2) drunk, or 3) my boyfriend and/or my mother. I really like talking about myself and looking at myself, so myspace is so the place for me. Its also a really cool way to cheat with high school reunions. I'm a little bit of a cat lady, but thats okay, because I'm not scary looking yet. Mr. Kitties. :) ATTENTION!!!I don't add people I haven't met in the real world unless 1)it is for professional reasons, 2) we have talked and I have decided that you are not scary, and 3) you are an adorable animal or a fictional character I have a dorky affinity for. I seriously don't understand the collection of "friends" like baseball cards, and because you don't come with gum and won't make me any cash in the future, I have no use for the requests. Thanks!