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Wylie

Wylie is the watchword.

About Me

I shoot people for money.

My Portfolio | My Flickr

And here's a few really old photography samples:

My Interests

Over-Exposed, Under-Exposed, or Over-Contrasted Photography, Hyphenated Adjectives, Dutch Angles with Shadows, Meta-Narrative Writing, Hardboiled Dialogue, Low-Budget Filmmaking, Iconic Game Design, Archetypal Characterizations, Hammy Acting, Under-Produced Music, Epic Comicbooks, Anything Noir, Anything Over-Stylized, Object-Oriented Pseudocode, Unpopularized Mythologies, Archaic Vocabulary, Obfuscation.

Music:

The Pixies, Tom Waits, Townes van Zandt, Weezer, Vladimir Vysotsky, The Violent Femmes, The Impossibles, Jurassic 5, Wu-Tang Clan, Yann Tierson, Woody Guthrie, the Clash, Yanka, the Pogues, Refused, etc.

Movies:

War Photographer, Brazil, The Third Man, The Night of the Hunter, Rushmore, A Boy and His Dog, Amadeus, 2001, 2046, Being There, Blade Runner, City of God, Dark City, Office Space, Out of the Past, Chinatown, Shoot the Piano Player, Safe Men, The Neverending Story, Brick, Apocalypse Now, Groundhog's Day, The Princess Bride, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, The Godfather, Ed Wood, Jesus is Magic, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Lawrence of Arabia, Ran, Excalibur, North by Northwest, Unbreakable, Once Upon a Time in the West, Fight Club, Children of Men, The Big Sleep, Sunshine, The Incredibles, Amelie, City of Lost Children, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, The Dark Knight, Network, The Seventh Seal, The Usual Suspects, The Shining, Touch of Evil, Twelve Monkeys, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, On the Waterfront, Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control, etc.

Television:

I just download it, but: The Twilight Zone, The Wire, Home Movies, Newsradio, Batman: the Animated Series, 30 Rock, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Gormenghast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Dead Like Me, Futurama, Heroes, Lost, DS9, the Buffyverse, Daily Show, Veronica Mars, Firefly, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, the Muppet Show, Northern Exposure, The Office (UK), X-Files, West Wing, etc.

Books:

Writers: Raymond Chandler, Neal Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft, Bill Watterson, Zack Parsons, Susanna Clarke, Clifford D. Simak, David Goodis, Frank Herbert, Graham Greene, Hakim Bey, Horace McCoy, Hunter S. Thompson, Tycho Brahe, Stanislaw Lem, Philip K. Dick, Robert Kirkman, Richard Feynman, Mervyn Peake, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Jim Thompson, Will Eisner, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Dan Simmons, Michael Chabon, etc.

Heroes:

James Nachtwey, Brian Michael Bendis, Alfred Hitchcock, Robert Capa, Frank Herbert, Richard Avedon, Terry Gilliam, Buster Keaton, Orson Welles, Stanley Kubrick, Philip K. Dick, Neal Stephenson, Caravaggio, Robert Capa, Richard Feynman, Steve McCurry, Tycho Brahe, Richard Garriot, Tim Schafer, etc.