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Neal

Keep up or shut up.

About Me



adopt your own virtual pet!

From beasts we scorn as soulless,
In forest, field and den,
The cry goes up to witness
The soullessness of men.

~M. Frida Hartley
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SUV's DO Make You Stupid!
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I like wheelbuilding!

My Interests

Bikes, biking, veganism, well that's about it these days.

I'd like to meet:

Bike geeks. Essentially anyone who won't just put up with me talking about vintage Campagnolo and Suntour componentry, but is actually interested.

Music:


hey, you're goregrind, you like things to be gross
and disgusting. You think necrophilia should be
legalized and you want to attend medical
school. Carcass all the way!!

What Kind Of Grindcore Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla---------------------------------------------------- ---------Should I really list 300+ bands?Nah.

Movies:

Lots. Where do I start?

Television:

Aren't those those weird black boxes that one can watch movies on?

Books:

The Immortal Class: Bike Messengers and the Cult of Human Power by Travis Hugh Culley; anything by Asimov, Kerouac, Greg Bear, Poul Anderson... lots and lots of science fiction.

Heroes:

Heroes don't exist in the world of reality.

My Blog

New Stuff!

So I got both a new tattoo and a new bike done in the past 2 days. I'm quite happy with both.New tattoo:"New" bike:...
Posted by Neal on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST

Weird?

So yeah. Life is good, I think.Hope there's someone out there, looking at me and wondering where I can be in their life.:-)
Posted by Neal on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Huh? Thanks Fish...

Atomkinder666: ha, I just sent you a message on MySpace xhuntxhumansx: i just got it Atomkinder666: well damn xhuntxhumansx: i got hit by a car yesterday Atomkinder666: oh shit, are you ok? xhunt...
Posted by Neal on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

Death in Advertising

So this occurred to me just yesterday, while watching TV. Automobile advertisements make up a significant amount of commercials on television. They're almost always advertisements for new cars, of cou...
Posted by Neal on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST

I'm a fucked up person...

wobblyworker: my computer is acting like a troubled child on crack Atomkinder666: maculay culkin? wobblyworker: lol. ok, its not THAT bad Atomkinder666: haha Atomkinder666: yeah, it hasn't made a ...
Posted by Neal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Odd

How to make a Neal Ingredients: 1 part anger 5 parts arrogance 3 parts joy Method:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability User...
Posted by Neal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST