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I like really retarded things. I like Dracula, I like Robots. I like Outer space. I like laughing at retarded internet crap at 4am. I mentioned robots...uh. Cats. Obsessed with cats. DANGER. DANGER.

These Szeshuan beef chips are good at first, then they kinda taste like crap.

I think I can hear someone say "Dracula" a million times in one sitting and not really mind. I think thats a quality I am proud of. My Dracutolerance.

I dont like my attention span, its very very short. Ive been distracted from writing this very sentance like 6 times. in 10 minutes.(15)

Im basically looking for people like me who dont sleep and dont mind walking down back alleys looking for amusing peices of scrap metal, or finding out how many corporate pens they can collect.

If I were to seek female companionship (hahahahaha) ...Let me quote from a conversation with my housemate.

ME: Spastic ferral girl wont be that way
ME: shes out there somewhere
ME: I should just date a ferret, or a weasel
ME: she'll probably be too busy with her popsicle stick collection or digging a hole in the yard to bury all her yarn.
HIM: lol
ME: Thats what I want tho
ME: "Sorry babe, cant come out, Im counting bottlecaps"
ME: sounds good!
HIM: "bring me more honey"... will do sweetcakes
ME: EXACTLY

If youve ever seen Cowboy Bebop. I see Ed. 'cept of course. not 12. and not built like a boy....well maybe a little like a boy. I need a girl that was raised by wolves.

I think adding "Dracu" or "Ula" to any word makes it 1000% better.Try it, you'll see.Also I can connect anything to Dracula in 3 steps. try me. its fun.

My Interests

I really like robots, and space, and weird sounds, and ghosts and comic books and the former soviet union, and reading about fundementalist weirdos, and strange crap like that, lasers, music. i like music alot. also i like the internet, and my cat, Miss Meow. I also like Dracula and classic monsters and shitty 1950s Sci-fi and Skeletons.

I'd like to meet:

I'M GUNNA KNOCK YOU OUT, MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

Music:

IDM, Electro (vocoders and 808s baby) Synthpopish stuff, psytrance, minimal techno, ambient, glitch, breakcore, DNB, tone-drone, extreme minimalism. realistically I like a broad range, but the more sound design stuff the better, I like sound more than "music" I think. Also Xenoglosia, and Data.Disk0 those GUYS RULE CHECK THEM OUT. (plug plug)
I really dont like to drop the names of bands, so Im going to keep it short with the basics, the best, Number one, being Coil. (RIP) Atom Heart (3) My Bloody Valentine. Also Severed Heads. Anything Tom Ellard touches turns to aural gold. Severed Heads is the music by which all people are judged. There we go.

Movies:

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The Black Hole, THX 1138, Forbidden Planet, Blacula, any HP Lovecraft adaptation, Last Unicorn, Studio Ghibli anime, any robot cyborg killing machine anime, any crappy 1950s monster movie. Oh and that one with bruce willis. when he has 2 guns. and is mean.

Television:

First off, I dont really watch TV, but if I do i want it to be as mindless as possible, because thats what TV was invented for, so I like stupid reality TV like "Personality Luchiadores" or "Love Midget" or "Pirate Adventure Island with Rupert" or whatever they are, those shows are a gas, I like watching pretty people make asses of themselves. Shallowness is Awesome.I am also known to download television, So its always shit like this. Sopranos, the shield, old crappy cartoons, (Mighty Hercules is the greatest show ever) Smallville, WB superhero cartoons, Documentries on the ocean, or octopus. or anything wiggly, Weird docos about strange religious idiots is also a favorite, Also Mythbusters, those two are my heros. Oh And if you dont watch and adore The Venture Brothers, you need to be executed. No Compromise.

Books:

Lovecraft, stephenson, gibson, manuals, crowley/occult.

Heroes:

Batman. Brock Samson. The Monarch. That GI Joe dude with the laser.cuz fuck. he had balls.

My Blog

it is complete.

Well, there we have it, The Ape of Naples is released. thats the end of it. the last Coil release ever, somehow i'm relieved. somehow i'm pretty put out., either way, aint jack shit I can do about&nbs...
Posted by Raximus on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST