Brandishing Swords,Throwing water balloons at frat boys while bumping "Paint It Black", ping pong, chicken sandwiches, sleeping on benches at Disneyland, Mario Kart, swap meets, talking to old ladies at the supermarket, scrabble, boggle, chocolate chip cookies, miniature golf, skee ball, castles, Newcastles, going down water slides backwards/head first, sleeping on trains and pretending that I'm stowaway, I also sometimes pretend that I am a robot who needs to drink milk for fuel, then I drink too much and it runs all down my chin. Toys, shoes, and girls who drink chocolate milk without a straw that can drive stick shift. My lady puts a bell on the fridge so that she can catch me when I try to eat her leftovers. I accidently bought some spandex Adidas pants off ebay then gave them to my brother for Christmas and told him "they would look pretty dope if you sag 'em a little". I told all my friends growing up that I was born in France and that I was allergic to peanut butter. I am distgusted by chapstick and will vomit and the first hint of carmex, so please don't breathe/walk/conversate near me if you have been using it.
Old dudes that have stories about killing sea monsters when they were in the navy,people that know who Andy Warhol is,people who don't poop,People who don't wipe BBQ sauce off of their face onto my bathroom hand towels,People who are involved with art, fashion,hip hop, and taking naked pictures of girls posing in front of graffiti, people interested in eating mad cashews,People nick named "Catfish",dogs that wear Louie Vuitton sweaters, and the kid from a Christmas story who was actually Jewish and ended up making porno. Oh yeah, I also want to meet/have sex with Sarah Silverman- Say somethin' Kimmel! WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: People who want to post giant flyers on my page for wack shows/events that nobody wants to go to. Girls that I went high school with that are all pissed that I called them out for queeefing in the lunch line and for wearing wack ass Tom Sawyer pants. Hip Hop "artists" that are 90% mediocre and 10% water who think that I want to be their friend because I am on the friends list of one of their favorite rappers. People that post comments which would be best suited for an e-mail or a phone call IE: What up dood? or Hows your Eczema? I most of all don't want to "meet" you if you want to invite me then never be heard from again and delete me off your page cause I'm not holding up any money in my pics.
Biz Markie, Governor Bolts, Eek-A-Mouse, Wu Tang, The Maytals, Roy Orbison, RUN DMC etc.
Revenge of the Nerds, Karate Kid, Goonies, Adventures in Babysitting, Style Wars, Edward Scissorhands, The Wanderers, The Hobbit, The Making of Thriller.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Lingo, Family Feud, It's the Shoes, Wheel of Fortune, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Bonanza, Everyday Italian, Lincense to Grill, He-Man, Scare Tactics, Thundercats, X-men, Double Dare, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Baseball, Basketball, The Soup, Strangers With Candy, Gunsmoke, A-Team.
Elf Quest, Eyewitness books.
Eugene Edgerson, Any member of the Monster Squad, Charles Barkley, Mr.T and Bret Michaels.