Levitation. Water. Driving fast. Crocheting. Reading. Sleeping in when it rains. Gardening. Jumping rope. Watermellon bubble gum. Hot, sticky climates. Kung Fu Movies. Angel food cake. Guacamole. France. Photo booths. Christmas.
People who don't black out. More players for the game with no rules. People who can barf on command. And these girls:
everything. fer reals. well, almost everything
Amelie, Kill Bill I and II, My Blue Heaven, I Heart Huckabees, The Graduate, Donnie Darko, Life Aquadic, True Romance, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind, Heathers. You get the idea.
Entourage and just about any other HBO series for that matter, Colbert Report, Daily Show. Girls Next Door used be here too but Survivorman has taken over this spot. Kendra, stop looking at yourself in the mirror and Holly, stop saying you're not jealous of every x-girlfriend that comes to the mansion. Who am I kidding, I can't stop watching it.
Water for Elephants. Geek Love. Life of Pi. Franny and Zoey. The History of Luminous Motion. The Master and Margarita. Kite Runner. Dracula. 100 Years of Solitude. Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. A Mid Summer Night's Dream. The History of Love. The Weekly World News. Currently Reading: The Zoo Keeper's Wife. Just finished: The Emperor's Children and it totally sucked. A book about a girl writing a book, whose father is an author and doesn't think her book is any good. Too bad someone didn't tell Claire Messud her book sucked before she published it. HEY CLAIRE, I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A LONG SENTENCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE!
My mom & dad. Bruce Lee. Charles Shaw. Matt McCoy. August Sturm. And my brother, computer-fixer extraordinaire.