Reading books, spinning records, making stupid music on my computer, and cracking jokes.
I'd like to meet some hard drinking whores who don't take "no" for an answer.
Nothing but Smooth Jazz. Everything else is crap.
The Rules of Attraction, The Royal Tannenbaums, Kill Bill I & II, yeah well whatever- I haven't seen a lot of cool indie films lately, so shut up and smoke another cigarette and enjoy that $5 cup of coffee.
I fucking love television. That warm glow nourishes me like a placenta. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, 24, Nip & Tuck, Sopranos, Adult Swim, and most importantly- The Dave Chapelle Show. That's right you bitches. Nicole Simpson can't rap. Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.
Let's see, books that have made a lasting impression on me, hmmm. J.D. Salinger's Nine Stories, Bel Canto, the Life of Pi, Middlesex, Underworld, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, The Lovely Bones, The Virgin Suicides,and High Fidelity. I can't remember the rest of the titles accurately; I don't want to get them wrong and have the Sweet Pickle Bus run up on me. That's right, you forgot about the Sweet Pickle Bus, didn't you?