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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face." - Jim Bishop, New York Journal-American, March 14, 1959
"I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music." - George Elliot
"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." - Dave Barry
high fidelity, mallrats, dogma, shawshank redemption, bowling for columbine, farenheit 9/11, mr. holland's opus, american history X, reefer madness, fear and loathing in las vegas, blow..."Rehabilitated? Now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means."
"Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society."
"I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word; a politician's word. So young fellas like yourself can wear a suit, and tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?"
"Well, are you?"
"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." - Shawshank Redemption"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don..'t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don..'t care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" - Brodie, Mallrats
"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight." - Benjamin Franklin
"If you believe everything you read, better not read." - Japanese Proverb
marilyn manson's autobiography, ender's game, the outsiders, tuesdays with morrie
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, .."Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don..'t you knock it off?.." And he says to me, .."Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?.." My cousin was a weird guy." - Mallratsa geometry class was the basis of it all. what is this all you may ask? well...you must read this story to find out.once upon a time, about four years ago there was this crazy advanced class called geometry. it was a horrid horrid class and no one really listened or cared, especially since the teacher sucked just a bit at life. anywhosers....there were several people in this class that had many similiarities and were cool cats...however, these cool cats didnt talk too much in that class. anyways, a break of several years needs to be inserted in this space, those years werent important anyway.eventually several of those characters from geometry class found this little dealer called myspace. and then the wonders of searching for people led to the miraculous discovery of these two characters from geometry class again. it was a crazy crazy several days of random emails, which led to messanger, eventually leading to making plans and such. these plans though were unable to be achieved without the help of a little friend called mr. vodky. however, even without mr. vodky's influence, things did go quite well and such. well...these things did prosper and have led to a great past several months.these two characters from geometry class...to make it simpler, we'll call them mr. and mrs. jones....have went through a lot together. the introduction of zao and the finding of angel without wings...the introduction of shitcore and how it really isnt so bad afterall, not like mrs. jones sometimes falls asleep to that now...also, for the summerfest and the weezer. ooo...the weezer. and as for the groundings or crazy assed parentals, both characters have overcome and found ways around that. other creations these two have been up to would include the ever popular thumb. thank you thumb! and soon both shall be moving to far and distant lands together and conquering the world. but yeah...i guess that story will have to be saved for another day. or at least for the ears of a little shirt, or a conversation while taking a trip to a certain town to replace a lost earring.also, mrs. jones has discovered her secret love of camping. but then again, who wouldnt love camping? meh...at times though they do prefer hotels. but if they dont have saunas, they are meaningless to those two characters, lol. gah! another point of interest would include the new catchphrase of mr. and mrs. jones, including the ever popular..."gay for whales" and "punch me in the face and throw me off the bed." anyways..these two characters have learned the wonderful concept of sharing and showering. the two combined can be a great combination...or so i am told. meh...the joneses have the following: a soda and other drinks (aka the thumb), a phone, a futon, a car, ps2, a laptop, a full clothing line that is shared, and many more items, but there are too many to type. and it adds nothing to the story.but yes...much has occurred since those four years ago. good thing too...otherwise i wouldnt be able to tell this story about two people that no one really knows anything about.meh...but i dont know too much about this topic, since then again, i'm just your humble narrator.