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Cindy Linn

Are we not proof that the universe is a drooling idiot with no fashion sense?

About Me

Apparently I have mood swings more frequently than I had previously believed. Of course, my good mood could also be chalked up to the Cinnamon Melts I'm currently consuming at an alarming rate. Those things are crack they are! You don't believe me? Eh! Die in a fire.Some days I'm a complete crab apple, but I know I'm being a crab apple and I don't generally don't want to be so I try to be on my best behavior. Most days I'm a little depressed with regard to my station and standing in life, but then I can't say I know too many people who aren't. Today I'm in an unusually good mood so this "About Me" blurb is largely based on sugar, beer (more sugar) and is probably false advertising at its finest. Heh, suckers.Annnd there you go.Short and... short.

My Interests

Space. Anthropology. Street corner philosophers but not coffee shop intellectuals. Old books. New books. Comic books. Propaganda of a bygone era. Dave McKean. Shoes. Hole in the wall restaurants with exceptional food that may or may not kill you. Dive bars. Mythology. Latex. Bacchanalia. Things made from insects. Pin ups. Celestial bodies. Comic conventions. Tamales! Voodoo. Rockabilly boys and girls (too high maintenance but fun to look at). Fast cars. Old cars. Shooting. Archery. Welding. Dancers (ers, not ing - I'ma terrible dancer). Night and day hiking. Running around on the beach at night. Thrift shopping. Cats. Costumes- wearing, making, etc. Random verbalization. Ostentatious pillows (thanks Aja!). Fortune cookie fortunes (no matter how lame, I've always kept mine). Newcastle beer. Cheap Merlot. Tikis. Old veiled hats. Cephalopods. Cloven boots. Travel. Corsets. Pyrotechnics.

I'd like to meet:

People who have more to offer than wool. And Brock Samson.

Music:

A-Ha. And One. Apoptygma Berzerk. Assemblage 23. Adam Ant. Alien Sex Fiend. Bach. Bauhaus. The Bolshoi. David Bowie. Ziggy Stardust. Beck. Blondie. Bow Wow Wow. Beastie Boys. BT. Butthole Surfers. Johnny Cash. Chemical Brothers. Chopin. Christian Death. Clan of Xymox. The Clash. Cocteau Twins. Covenant. Crass. The Cramps. The Creepy Creeps. The Cure.Dick Dale. Das Ich. Deadbolt. Dead Can Dance. Dead Kennedys. Dead Milkmen. Def Leppard. Depeche Mode. Devo. Die Form. Dillinger Escape Plan. Dropkick Murphys. Rob Dougan. Echo & The Bunnymen. Missy Elliott. Faith and the Muse. Falco. Flaming Lips. Front Line Assembly. Front 242. Funker Vogt. Gwar. Nina Hagen. Nine Inch Nails. Helium Vola. Hole. Joy Division. Juno Reactor. KMFDM. Locust. Lords of Acid. Loreena Mckennitt. Love and Rockets. Massive Attack. C.W. McCall. Mediaeval Baebes. Megadeth. Melt Banana. Melotron. Mesh. Mission UK. Mozart. Peter Murphy. New Order. Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds). Nina. Gary Numan. Noise Unit. Edith Piaf. Project Pitchfork. Iggy Pop (and the Stooges). Pixies. Pet Shop Boys. Porno for Pyros. Pulp. Public Enemy. Henry Rollins. Rasputina. Rudimentary Peni. Rush. Frank Sinatra. Siouxsie and the Banshees. Sex Pistols. The Smiths. Sonic Youth. Snog. Skinny Puppy. Squirrel Nut Zippers. Suicide Commando. Takako Minnekawa. Talking Heads. Type o Negative. Vast. Velvet Acid Christ. Velvet Underground. Violent Femmes. Vivaldi. VNV Nation. Tom Waits. The Wake. Wolfsheim. :Wumpscut:.I don't wanna list anymore, but there's more.

Movies:

In no particular order... The Secretary; Betelgeuse; Labyrinth; Un Chien Andalou; Amelie; Delicatessen; Hate; Cowboy Bebop series (technically it's television but who's counting technicalities anyway?); The Princess Bride; Young Frankenstein; Ed Wood; Edward Scissorhands; A Clockwork Orange (yeah, I know, who doesn't); Raising Arizona; PIG; Donnie Darko; Full Metal Jacket; Schindler's List; The Secret of Nimh; Requiem for a Dream; Batman (first movie); Batman Begins; Nightmare Before Christmas (well I'm trying not to be predictable... E for effort?); Disney Classics... yep, including Pollyanna; Legend; Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2; Heathers; Breakfast Club; Pee Wee's Big Adventure; Big Top Pee Wee ; Mr. & Mrs. Smith (oh c'mon, it was a sexy movie); Sex, Lies and Packing Tape (yes, packing tape. If you were at my work's Christmas party, you'd understand); The Life Aquatic; Singin' in the Rain; Cover Girl; Citizen Kane (to my high school English class... it was the sled you dumb bastards! The sled!); Groundhog Day; Six String Samurai; Belladonna's Greatest hits; Monty Python's Holy Grail; Pulp Fiction; Die Hard; Blade Runner; Dune; The Indiana Jones Trilogy; Harold and Maude (thanks to Ry-Ry); Goonies; Ghostbusters; Some Like it Hot; Big; Nosferatu; Cabinet of Doctor Caligari; Metropolis; Ginger Snaps trilogy; Lost Highway (favorite part? Glass coffee table to the forehead)...

Television:

Venture Brothers, Rocko's Modern Life, Eek the Cat, Family Guy, the old X-Men series, Tomorrow People (from old Nickelodeon), Pete & Pete, The State, Aeon Flux, Groovy Ghoulies, The Prisoner (still haven't finished it), I Love Lucy, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, Mork and Mindy, Goth Talks skits on newer SNL, old SNL (Belushi old), Batman (animated series), Batman Beyond, Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Gargoyles, Pee Wee's Playhouse... And pretty much anything on the Discovery channel

Books:

Still Life with Woodpecker; Junky; The Yage Letters; Death of a Transvestite and Killer in Drag- Ed Wood Jr.; The Story of O (I liked the general concept of the book but the actual writing itself was horrible); The Oedipus Cycle- Sophocles; there are a lot more books, which I'll get around to listing but I've been working on these lists for a while now. I'm going outside. Currently I'm reading a new book called Sappho's Leap- Erica Jong; I'm almost done with it and I really wouldn't recommend it...Ammended: 08/16/04 I finished Sappho's Leap a while ago. It sucked. I would, however, recommend Villa Incognito by Tom Robbins. Currently reading: Psychopathia Sexualis (it's bloody archaic from a sexual as well as moral standpoint); The Mists of Avalon, (I think I had best pick up the first novel because I don't know what the hell is going on); Re-reading Snow Crash, (love that book!); that's about it for right now... stock is getting thin. I think I'll probably go to the used book store at the library this week.Ammended: 10/16/04 'Stiff- the Curious Lives of Human Cadavers' is a totally entertaining and informative book. It's exactly what it sounds like. I recommend it. 'Sex with Kings'. It's about the lives and influence of royal mistresses throughout history. Entertaining but the set up can become slightly tedious with it's going back and forth. I've spent waaaayyy too much money on books this last month- I need to get cracking.Ammended 8/3/07: What else would I be reading? Yes, along with the rest of the world, I'm reading the last Harry Potter book. The only differences is that they all finished their's on the 20th and are on their fifth go around. I'm on my first. I also picked up two Neil Gaiman books. Looking forward to reading those. BTW, I liked 'Smoke and Mirrors', it's a quick and really entertaining book of NG's short stories.

Heroes:

My Parents- the best I ever could have asked for; Ryan- who, no matter what, has been there. Jared... best boyfriend ever... even in spite of himself. Dirty Dave - if any of you out there meet Dave and he doesn't hate you, consider yourself one of the luckiest people ever. This guy has got to be the most witty and cynical bastard I have ever met. Holy crap he kicks ass! Kerry Hyatt and Brandon Aylward- with out them I never could have been the person I am today - which is not so bad. Fran Davis- one of a kind and one of the most amazing, original and brilliant individuals the world was lucky enough to have birthed, known, and will eventually emulate.

My Blog

Evasive sleepy-time and stupid sentiments

Oh mah gawd! Why can't I sleep!? It must be the coffee, candy, pickles, soup and more candy that I consumed during the latter half of today. No, no, I'm not pregnant. I'm just trying to see which mala...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:34:00 PST

Comic-Con ’07

HOLY CRAP I'M TIRED!Yeah, still. We got home on Monday evening at about 6PM and I'll tell ya- working at the convention (set up through breakdown) is not an easy feat. Kudos to the guys and gals who d...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Does a dance

I totally saw Transformers Friday night. That's right. I saw the new Transformers movie. Yes, I'm totally bragging.I'm not usually one for bragging, but it's so awesome that I had to let everyone know...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

I am SOOOOOO

...going to update my pics in short order. Some of these are three years old. Guess what world- I've become morbidly obese. That's right; I weigh almost three hundred pounds! Holy God!Well, no. I lied...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

Sweet Nordic Jesus!

I lost my voice at a Hurra Torpedo show last night! I'm convinced that life can get no better than a Hurra Torpedo show; it's more fulfilling than sex or even cookies! I even had to find them on MySpa...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST

Food. Tony Danza will pay.

Oh holy crap! I thought about this today at work and managed to find it online! This one was found in Seattle... probably Sierra or Brandon's work. This is OS! ...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

12:01 Showing of Batman

What can I say? Some one finally did the story justice. (Why isn't there a "mood face" for Booyah?)
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahhh, life is grand.

Let's get only mildly up to speed, shall we? The boyfriend is coming home from China on Friday night! After a two week long business stint he's finally coming back home. Needless to say I'm jazzed...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh just lovely...

It appears someone has had access to my account recently as all new messages in my inbox have been read... and I haven't been reading them. Peachy keen. I really so just love when this sort of thing ...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The fourth sign

Cancer... he's malignant.... I'll have a little wooden shelf on the west wall of my room. About 9"x5". It'll be black. Upon this small plateau will sit a little box that I'll have alrea...
Posted by Cindy Linn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST