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Hollywood Jose

The World is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

About Me

I'm just a normal guy trying to make it in an ubnormal world.


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My Interests

Long walks in the park, reading poetry, professional midget tossing on rollerskates, and creating massive ice sculptures with plastic butter knives.

I'd like to meet:

People with a full set of teeth.

Music:

Stuff that doesnt suck.

Movies:

A lot.

Television:

Don't watch too much television (Ironic, I work on TV), but I like stuff on Adult Swim. Fucking hate reality shows though.

Books:

Stuff with Pages and words on them.

Heroes:

Bobby Brown. I mean come on, the guy has got it made. He mouches off Whitney and hasn't worked at all in probably close to 15 years. And on top of it all, he gets to spend her money on booze, cheap women, and fast cars...until he crashes them.

My Blog

Bad Idea

So I had to stop that Master Cleanse. I wasn't feeling good at all, and when my innards start to hurt (sharp pain), I knew it was time to stop. I've heard of other people having a great time with it, ...
Posted by Jose on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Day One

So I started this Master Cleanse thing. Today is the first day, and from what I heard, its pretty rough the first few days. I'm hoping to stick it out and finish it. Ten days, soon to be nine as this ...
Posted by Jose on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

A punch to the head

You know, it shows how much of a "real" man you are to punch someone in the head who is two times smaller than  you. On top of that, it shows how much of a "real" man you are to do it while he ha...
Posted by Jose on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

Its my birthday, and it was great. Got to eat a great Indian food dinner at a resturant, share some glasses of wine, then go to a bar and drink some more with friends. Good times. Good times.
Posted by Jose on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

The best and worst of times...

These past few months have had some rapid and interesting changes for me. Some projects I've been working on, some for a very long time, are moving forward, and new oportunities are opening up. But at...
Posted by Jose on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Sad Sad Day

In just a day, I watched as several coworkers of mine, many of which I have worked with for almost a year, were simultanously laid off. It was just shocking to my system. There was no warning, these p...
Posted by Jose on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Key West

Just got back from my trip back to florida and Key West. So now my best friend is married, not that I didnt see it coming. But I had a great time, and partied hard. I miss florida sometimes. But now I...
Posted by Jose on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

Heading Back Home

I'm heading back home for a wedding today. Flying out to florida, meeting some friends and then driving down to the Keys. Should be fun. Originally my friend wanted to do the wedding in Hawaii, but I ...
Posted by Jose on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Got my car back

I got my car back, good as new. Good to be in the old Neon again, that rental was kinda wierding me out, haha. 
Posted by Jose on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

Certified Bad Ass

I know that most of you won't know what I'm talking about when I write this, but there might be a few of you who get it. I have been studying for a Final Cut Pro (Program used for editing in the indus...
Posted by Jose on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST