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the asshole of your dreams!!

Let's face it, if there are two things most guys know for sure about ourselves, it's that we're lazy

About Me


I am an artist, in every sense of the word.
Actor, Alcoholic, Musician, Writer, Painter
Depressed, Repressed and generally not very Impressed
I live down by the beach with my wife and my dog.
and I sing in a band called the Drop Dead Beats
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titties are my kryptonite

My Interests


outsider-y shit, goth girls, pin-up girls, really girls in general, 60's surfy stuff, spooky things, dressing up like a dead man, and all sorts of ill shit.

Music:

CD AVAILABLE NOW!!! CLICK ON THE COVER now with that out of the way in no particular order; The Cramps; Wednesday 13, Marilyn Manson, the Misftits, The Beach Boys, Jan and Dean, The Surfaris, Floggin Molly, Bob Dylan, The Clash, Social Distortion, The Smiths, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Hasil Adkins, Demented Are Go, Tennesee Ernie Ford, The Cramps, Rob Zombie, Royal Crown Revue, Van Morrison, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, Huey Lewis, Tom Waits, Nine Inch Nails, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, Custom Made Scare, Bauhaus, The 5,6,7,8's, The Ramones, The Fabulous Tuscaderos, Mr. Badwrench, The Nekromantix, Jim Reeves, BR5-49, Garbage, Sublime, The Sex Pistols, Reel Big Fish, The Specials, Greenday, Kid Rock, Cherry Poppin Daddies, The Hillbilly Hellcats, Los Lobos, Ritchie Valens, The Amazing Crowns, The Groovy Ghoulies, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Everly Brothers, The Cure, Les Paul, Crown Electric, El Chicano, Tierra, Rosie and The Originals, Rene y Rene, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Deadbillys, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, The Platters, The Drifters, Frankie Avalon, Tito Puente, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, The Aquabats, HiFi and the Roadburners, Glenn Miller, The Cadillacs, Frankie Lymon, Big Sandy, Bobby Darin, The Cars, The Sonics, The Hexxers, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, Roy Orbison, Save Ferris, Rancid, Patsy Cline, Starpool, Ocean 11, The Lovin' Spoonful, The Mommas and the Poppas, Lars Frederickson and the Bastards, Reverend Beatman, The Turtles, Elvis, the Stray Cats, and I'm probably forgetting a few hundred thousand other bands.

Movies:

I love anything involving 60's surf/beach party stuff, horror, old b-movies, vampires, all the evil dead flicks, living dead, dead dead dead. Disney and anything with fred astaire, dean martin, or tony curtis. (I really am straight) oh and anything with rose mcgowan, I love that girl.

Books:

I've noticed that I buy alot of books but I dont ever read em. Though I have read Frankenstein, The Satanic Bible, The Satanic Rituals, The King James Bible, The New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures, On The Road, The Beat Generation, Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, Robert Rodriguez' 10 Minute Film School and the Webster's New World Dictionay

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Brian Setzer, Tom Waits, Hugh Hefner, Jack Black, Tim Burton, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Anton Lavey

My Blog

depression

so, it's no secret that I've battled depression most of my life (I imagine I was alright as a baby but really who knows) it seems I've developed a new vice yet another thing to become dependent on to ...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:56:00 PST

The Best Insult Ever

so awhile back I was asked to "fix" a script. I made the mistake of talking to the Director and actually listening. He told me basicly to just worry about the dialogue of certain key characters. So I ...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

surf rats!!

now I seen everythingThe Radical Rodents - The Worlds Smallest Surfers Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

and I thought I was racist

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Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

we have a contract with depravity, all we have to do is turn down the shade

"what happens when the liquor and the money run out?""so I've got talent, so what beat me?""character.""you're a born loser Eddie."what is it about depressing movies that I like so much?tonight it's t...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

Shirley Temple was a sexy bitch

Now lets make things perfectly clear,I'm not talking about little kid shirley templecuz that'd be fucking gross.I'm talking about late 1940's teen queen shirley templeBachelor and the Bobby Soxer, Hon...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

Coffin Joe is the man!!!!

Holy Shit!IFC was having a mini-marathon of coffin joe moviesUnfortunately I only got to watch one of these movies but it was fucking incredible. A little gem called "Tonight I will Possess Your Corps...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

Grindhouse

was fucking great!
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

too fucking funny

Sad Kermit - Hurt Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

In Case My Car Wasn't Busted Up Enough

I lost a fucking hubcap. I dont know where or how, but it's gone. just one. I thought about removing the rest of them but I think it looks much more "artsy" this way. and besides maybe it wasn't a hub...
Posted by the asshole of your dreams!! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST