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About Me



JOIN THE CHURCH OF HALFISMwork in progress

JOIN THE CHURCH OF HALFISM

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity.

Music:



Your eyes are yours to close.

Heroes:

Little-fire and LoveworthyMichael

"THE NEIGHBORHOOD"Nils Frykdahl, Carla Kihlstedt, Moe! Staiano, Dan Rathbun, Matthias Bossi, Michael Mellender, Dawn the Faun, Tom Waits, Joseph Campbell, Plato, Degenerate Art Ensemble, Shinichi Momo Koga, Luke Skywalker, The Filthy Rotten Excuse Chickens, Obi-Wan Kenobi, George Carlin, Jim Henson, Bob Flanagan, Valentine Michael Smith, William S Burroughs, H P Lovecraft, Mr Punch, Hyena Boy, The Improver, Captain Dragon, Helpy the Hamburger Bee, Hatcha and Datcha the Siamese Twins, Ming Tsao: Professor of Black Math, Uro Butoh, Beefra the Cook, El Evil, Ward C Picnic, Pin, Mumble, The Queen of Oakland, The Minotaurs of Baal, John Kane, Joel-Peter Witkin, and the Prince of All Cosmos.

My Blog

HEART OF MILK (THE WORMS HAVE WON THE BATTLE)

     He was a young man, and squinty.  But he had a heart of milk, and could tie his shiny storm-black shoes up sharply when the moment called.  Frothing at the ears and ...
Posted by half-baby press on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:02:00 PST

THE MUSEUM OF THE FUTURE HIDES THE PAST

The 1974 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records included a brief entry on the Sleepytime Gorilla Museum as the "World's Most Closed Public Institution", stating that in 34 years of operation it...
Posted by half-baby press on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:10:00 PST