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Mistress Heather

Pulvis Et Umbra Sumus

About Me

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My Interests


CURRENT MOON moon infoI am 90% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom I am 100% Goth.
.. 24-7 I am a freak. Every day is halloween. The creatures of the night fear me. Take the
Goth Test
@ FualiDotCom I am 0% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime...

I'd like to meet:

No one really...except the crazy people I already know....unless you're really eccentric. Luckily, I already have the perfect man. ..

Music:

Everything. I love hardcore, gothic, classic rock, 80s, 90s, opera & classical, showtunes...pretty much everything... Most Definitely HorcruX and Mr. Weekend. I Love The Cure, Tool, Faith No More, Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde), Coheed, Mudvayne, Harry Nilsson, Queen, Bowie, and the Beatles. Also: Manson, Trent Reznor, Pink Floyd, Type O, A Perfect Circle, Anything that Maynard James Keenan does, Pusicfer, tons of other stuff... "I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, 'Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn't, then there's a point to it.'"~Nilsson Oh, and as if Maynard was not already God, as well as the master of all things, he now has his own winery (Merkin Vineyards/Caduceus Cellars) in Arizona as well, which you can visit at the address above. Well worth a look; the page definitely has Maynard's touch...

Movies:

Power of the Dark Crystal (2009)
Anything totally fucked up or really freakin' funny. No sentimental sappy bullshit. That crap is totally gay. God...the list would go on forever.A Clockwork Orange, Tommy, The Point, Dr.Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Taxi Driver, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Natural Born Killers, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Strange Days, The Crow, Stranger than Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, 8mm, American History X, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Quills; Heavenly Creatures, Heathers, Pump up the Volume, anything with Gary Oldman in it:The Professional, Dracula, True Romance, Sid and Nancy; everything horror: Nightmare on Elm Street series, Friday the 13th series, Hellraiser series, Saw series, Evil Dead series, In the Mouth of Madness, Lord of Illusions; anything with Johnny Depp in it: Cry Baby, Edward Scissorhands, Benny & Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing, From Hell, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd; The Nightmare Before Christmas; The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Fantasy: The Princess Bride, Willow, The NeverEnding Story, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Legend, Wizards, The Secret of Nimh, The Last Unicorn, Beetlejuice, Ladyhawke; The Lost Boys, The Goonies, Stand by Me, Monster Squad; Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Blades of Glory, Old School, Superbad, The Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, all of the Broken Lizard movies: Puddle Cruiser, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, etc, etc, etc.
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Television:

I don't have tv. But we watch tv on dvd: The X-Files, Oz, Law & Order:SVU, News Radio, Seinfeld, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Fairly OddParents, and SpongeBob. ..

Books:

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!! I am an avid book reader obsessed with many different types of books:(kids books):Eragon, Eldest, Series of Unfortunate Events, Artemis Fowl, His Dark Materials, The Dark is Rising series, Abarat, The Thief of Always, Good Omens, (or anything Clive Barker or Neil Gaiman especially Sandman), anything Anne Rice, R.A. Salvatore (fantasy), (mystery): Elizabeth Peters, John Sandford, James Patterson, Dan Brown, Jasper Fforde, anything horror....etc, etc. ..

Heroes:

Heroes....wow. I guess a lot of them are probably fictional (Death, Dream), but also my grandfather, mom, dad, definitely my brother, Mat, and my husband, Bob. ..

My Blog

Nephelidia

From the depth of the dreamy decline of the dawn through a notable nimbus of nebulous noonshine,Pallid and pink as the palm of the flag-flower that flickers with fear of the flies as they float,Are th...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST

~~TAG~~ (Several weeks later...please forgive me, Trina..hahaha)

I’ve been tagged (by a kindred spirit, a fabulous artist, and a remarkable person, Miss Trina. I adore you, my dear...I am quite lucky to have you in my life).Now it’s your turn... "Here&r...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST

The Movie Soundtrack of My Life

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here’s how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, iPaq etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every q...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

The Dream

So, you know that dreams can strike at the strangest times, and can involve the most ridiculous scenarios that your mind could possibly conjure in the middle of a death-like sleep state after sleep de...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

Song

The weight of the world      is love. Under the burden      of solitude, under the burden      of dissatisfaction      t...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST

For C.

The StoneThere is a core of suffering that the mindCan never penetrate or even find;A stone that clogs the stream of my delight,Hidden beneath the surface out of sight,Below the flow of words it lies ...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:33:00 PST

The Right Stuff (NKOTB)

I loved ''New Kids on the Block''! Diablo Cody talks about her obsession with the bubblegum boy band from the early '90s ...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:57:00 PST

Dreams in the Dusk

DREAMS IN THE DUSK DREAMS in the dusk, Only dreams closing the day And with the day's close going back To the gray things, the dark things, The far, de...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST

Facebook Fury

So...since so many of you have been kind enough to write me comments about my account being canceled, I thought I'd write here to explain it.On Facebook, I have two fan groups that I run, one for Liz ...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST

All By Myself...

So...for the first time in memory...I have been forced to be away from (and it feels like I abandoned) my Bob and Luna...and it hurts me inside. Due to a crappy work situaiton, in which Bob's boss jus...
Posted by Mistress Heather on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:52:00 PST