DU$TIN!!!

updates on life (and a new show that you’re obligated to go to!!!)

Ok, so it's been a while...life has been...busy. Just finished a show called Shortening the Distance written by my awesome-filled friend Josh Kauffman. Played a drag queen. Shaved. EVERYTHING. NEW SHO...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

cut it out

To all the disadvantaged of all types, this blog is for you.Stop trying so hard.If you're mentally handicapped, stop winning employee of the month for 2 years running at the McDonalds. (As well as bei...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST

important new things

Read through all of this even if you can't make the show. There's a joke at the end.My show, "EXHIBIT THIS! the museum comedies" opens this Friday. Come check it out please. All shows are at the Works...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Remind me again why I give a good goddamn

I have a great untapped potential for physical violence. This is a random assortment of things that I spit upon.People treating me like I'm not allowed to ever be in a bad mood because I have "comedic...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:20:00 PST

conspiracy theories

Everything in this world that influences you is designed to illicit a pre-dispositioned emotional response.You ever watch TV and see those 'starving children' commercials? They make you feel guilty ri...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

If I Titled This, It'd Totally Cheapen the Whole Experience

Fuck counting chickens before they hatch. And you know what? All the eggs that they hatch?I'm putting them all in one basket. And then I'll take all the eggs and wear them on my face.But this blog is ...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

showing some love?

Everyone posts the "just showin' some love" comment. Sometimes it's even all sparkly and glittery. Bedazzled, if you will.Not me. To me, love is something that should not be shown.It should be hidden....
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:38:00 PST

if it pleases the court...

So here's the situation.Or...here's an opportunity to use a new word that I myself invented...Here's the sitchwo...It appears that I got called upon to serve jury duty for the first time in my life. I...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

nine days in

I realize (or "realise" if you live across the pond) that the title of this blog may mislead you into thinking that the contents of the blog may be about or involving nine individual franchises of the...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

come see a damn show

Dating Grim:A new comedy about people finding love in the holiday season. Kind of. Until one of them dies. And the other hooks up with Death.The world premiere of Dating Grim is coming up this Thursda...
Posted by DU$TIN!!! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST