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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHello there and welcome - im (Gary) King, im 19, Im a student at the University of Liverpool, I like Metal and thats essentially my life in a nice little fragmented sentence.
If you feel the underlying urge to e-mail me then you can do so at; [email protected]
These "make yourself feel good about yourself" type things arent my cup of tea - so if you want more information just read the other bits or talk to me - if not then fuck off and die (actually if I know you already you probably wont want any information because you will already know it - so you dont have to go through with the dying part - that was just for dramatic effect).
People often ask me where I get my inspirations from, how I came to be such a genius, if I truly am the greatest young comedy writer of the last decade, and similar other questions - ...well people don't really ask it out loud, but you can tell they're in awe every time they see me - I have that instant charisma that people just cant resist, kind of like Jesus - well if you were wondering; my inspiration comes from every day events and people I know - thats what makes my work so instantly attachable, people can recognise their own lives in my work, my genius is naturally occuring - no performance enhancing drugs are involved what so ever, and yes, I am the greatest comedy writer of my generation.
Thank you and good night

My Interests

Main interests are Music, Films, Football, Video Games (im a loyal Nintendo fan in my heart), the art of sarcasm, developing the worlds largest collection of Smullen jokes and generally laughing at people for my own amusement.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody im a fan of really - first and formost my ultimate idol and hero; James Hetfield of Metallica - but anyone from any bands I like. Jessica Alba, Cristina Scabbia, Keira Knightly, the heroes of Liverpool FC and of course God - I get the impression he'd have a lot to talk about.

Music:

METAL!!! I fuckin love Metal, I sometimes branch out with my tastes slightly but I tend to stick with what I know.
The main bands I like are:
A Perfect Circle,
AC/DC,
Alice In Chains,
American Headcharge,
Anthrax,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Black Sabbath,
Bullet For My Valentine,
Children of Bodom,
Chimaira,
Deftones,
Dragon Force,
Dream Theater,
Foo Fighters,
Guns N Roses,
Hatebreed,
In Flames,
Iron Maiden,
Killswitch Engage,
KoRn,
Lamb of God,
Led Zeppelin,
Machinehead,
Marilyn Manson,
Mastodon,
Megadeth,
METALLICA
Motorhead,
Muse,
Nine Inch Nails,
Nirvana,
Opeth,
Pantera,
Pearl Jam,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Rage Against The Machine,
Sepultura,
Slayer,
Slipknot,
System Of A Down,
Tool,
Trivium
... & quite a bit more, but they're the ones I listen to mostly.

Movies:

The Lord of The Rings (all three), Donnie Darko, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, X-Men, X-2, X-3, The Matrix (and to a lesser extent its sequals), Team America: World Police, South Park: The Movie, Shaun of the Dead, Dodgeball, Back To The Future (trilogy), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates 2, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Beetlejuice, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Fight Club, The Godfather Trilogy, The Terminator (all 3, yes even the 3rd), Star Wars - All 6 (I know they're quite shit but I still like them), Sin City, Old School, Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin The Untold Story, Oldboy, Borat, The Prestige, The Departed

Television:

South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Pheonix Nights, Alan Partridge, Shameless, Nip/Tuck, Peep Show errm to be honest I dont watch that much TV these days - its all a bit shit now.

Books:

The Lord of The Rings series and all the related books in the expanded Middle-earth world, apart from that im not much of a reader but anything related to any bands or films I like i'll read.

My Blog

The Albums of 2006

Welcome friends to another edition of this, now annual, festive blog where in I discuss my favourite albums of the past 12 months, which you may or may not have gathered from the fairly on-the-nose bl...
Posted by King on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

Leeds Festival 2006

This could well be a long one folks - so grab some crisps, a cold drink and if you're in the mood maybe even your cock and get ready for some epic shit. Leeds Festival 2006 Chapter 1 - "Railcards?" Le...
Posted by King on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

Guns N' Fuckin' Roses

I know, this is like a week later but I don't give a shit and if your going to be pedantic over something so trivial as time then you're probably too much of a twat to be reading my blog anyway. So, G...
Posted by King on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:47:00 PST

"Meat 'n' 2 Veg"

Right off the bat I want to make it cear that this concept was created entirely by Mr Ged Backland and was only turned over to me to further develop his ideas - again, this is his stuff and im just fl...
Posted by King on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Ok, the next of the big summer popcorn flicks is out and on gut instinct im going to say its a more satisfying continuation of the "Pirates..." series than "The Last Stand" was of the X-Men franchise....
Posted by King on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

Download Festival 2006

Well, well, well - this years Download festival, the first that I have attended, is over and it was a fucking amazing experience, truly one of the best times i've ever had. It all started thursday mor...
Posted by King on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:40:00 PST

X-Men: The Last Stand

It seems lately, amongst a certain group of lads who like to think of themselves as film buffs, that the latest installment in the X-men franchise has been getting a bad rap - an undeservingly bad rap...
Posted by King on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST

Fanny, Films & Fighting: The Matt Owen Odyssey

On May 17th 2006 Matthew Salvadore Owen will celebrate his 21st birthday, and if you don't know him you'll pobably think "who gives a shit" - but for those of you who do know him, ask yourself "how we...
Posted by King on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Music of 2006 (...thus far)

Well, it's officially May 1st and so we have past the 1/3 mark for the year of 2006 so this is a good a time as any (infact its a significantly better time than many other options) to post my first up...
Posted by King on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:42:00 PST

Kerrang! Magazine Special; 'Re-Mastered'

For the 20th anniversary of the greatest (metal) album of all time (Metallica's 'Master of Puppets') Kerrang magazine put together an "all-star" tribute to the album and due to my enormous fandom of t...
Posted by King on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:28:00 PST