MyGen Profile GeneratorHello there and welcome - im (Gary) King, im 19, Im a student at the University of Liverpool, I like Metal and thats essentially my life in a nice little fragmented sentence.
If you feel the underlying urge to e-mail me then you can do so at; [email protected]
These "make yourself feel good about yourself" type things arent my cup of tea - so if you want more information just read the other bits or talk to me - if not then fuck off and die (actually if I know you already you probably wont want any information because you will already know it - so you dont have to go through with the dying part - that was just for dramatic effect).
People often ask me where I get my inspirations from, how I came to be such a genius, if I truly am the greatest young comedy writer of the last decade, and similar other questions - ...well people don't really ask it out loud, but you can tell they're in awe every time they see me - I have that instant charisma that people just cant resist, kind of like Jesus - well if you were wondering; my inspiration comes from every day events and people I know - thats what makes my work so instantly attachable, people can recognise their own lives in my work, my genius is naturally occuring - no performance enhancing drugs are involved what so ever, and yes, I am the greatest comedy writer of my generation.
Thank you and good night
