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About Me

I paint oil-on-canvas fine art.I am in a great state of transition at the moment because last April my studio/ workshop caught fire and I nearly died as a result of the blaze. Needless to say I am getting back into the world of normalcy and I thank my friends and my dear beloved mother and family for everything as I would not be here without them. Other than that I was nearing the end of my quest to complete my invention but it burned up in the fire that stole my life's work, I am writing a theory of metaphysics which seems to be growing into a huge theory that soon I will have to disprove to make fit in the briefcase again, I compose poetry and am writing a coffee table book.... and I have a passion for eating at restaurants. I dislike stupid people because it tends to affect their hygeine and usage of proper turn signles during traffic. I am one of the rare few that appreciates badly timed humor based on topically inappropriate subject material just because you need to have that happen to cut through the ice.....I mean who wasn't thinking some shit that was as equally deranged if not worse. I'm onto you all. Creepy fuckers...lol. I have mastered the art of going from distinctively classy to dive bar in no time at all and vice versa in case I need to use my ninja skills to .....did I mention I loath those who possess no duck tape when it is most needed....wooo ...tornadoes are cool.....ADD sucks....lol. I demand good service. I fear powers greater than myself but will blindly assault them so as to gain a small bit of ground. Life is for living so all those souls walking this earth dead already need not apply. If I had a TV show I would get canceled then have huge DVD sales....lol Music is a passion and so is fresh squeezed juiced for any meal. I travel way beyond what my finances should be able to afford because I need not have the finer things in life at this point in time and I am beginning to wonder if I may ever need them. I will probably buy them anyway though so as not to hermit myself from the cognitive swamp that has become social balance and human interaction amongst strangers. Shady is only nice to park under....lol. Besides a boat would be nice....lol. I have been in love. I have been out of love. I have never bought love though so I'll pay for gas if you'll drive. I HATE TV. I heard somewhere that if a person consumes enough twinkies in a set period of time that they are gauranteed to get cancer. Who finds out these things?...lol I press the SHIFT, A, S, D, E, H, R, T, Y, U, I, N, O, Left Arrow, SpaceBar and Return Keys the most often. I know this because I think spray paint is more fun than empty spray paint and at one point I spray painted my keyboard and after time it has worn off a bit. I am a dumbass. I do have an ego problem; sometimes. I like tuna w/ mayo or mustard. Cheese is a weakness and once again Yogurt will get you cut....ehh.I have a sick yet witty sense of humor and have teetered on dementia at times all for a laugh....and you said I never did anything for ya. ************************************************************ *****************************************************. I own a poofy jacket and it is my favorite piece of clothing......and my studio clothes. I am a fantastic cook who never does. I am looking for a challenge. I wore a pan hat this week but I won't next week I am all but sure of that. If I find out you have music I don't own I will probably bug you to borrow it so I can burn it ....I am highly persistent, cunning and I was trained as a deadly ninja assassin....well I slept on the ninja manual under the pillow so absorption was a given. You know how it goes. Animals rock. Grape Soda wins. I banged your mom. I want to use the word salutations more often. I need a bigger studio in which to paint. I wonder if all things happen in funny little ways just for the sheer irony that would present. Family is my top priority as it should be. I enjoy a good rant or banter. I dislike feet with a passion. Yogurt is my nemesis.My ambition is to wake up with a smile everyday and the rest is history. I am a deep person who appreciates those few people in the world willing to stand up and say screw you world this is my show.******************************************************* ************************************************************ ************* AIM flipperlikesbeer ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********Chat with me and U will be addicted or repulsed, I warned U.My favorite hobbie is kissing.....Kissing is deep and speaks by itself....I dare you to find non-verbal communication that say so much with so little....enough said. CHECK THE WEBSITE OUT IF YOU LIKE ART WWW.FLOYDELMORE.COM

My Interests

Oil painting, MySpace it seems, Theoretical Linguistics, challenging abstract concepts in all branches of the hard sciences, PBR, world domination, lollipops and gum drops, talking painting with painters, deep conversations, provoking thought in random places, eyes, talking painting with anyone who will talk painting, attractive intellectual girls who enjoy total reckless abandonment....and kissing, Motorcycles, Music of all kinds, Reading books that most people pass by, soft things, long walks on the beach in cardigan sweaters while sippin chai tea & shooting injured seagulls w/ a slingshot for the sheer dominating feeling of it all, puppies, Meeting original people or people who never seem original until the strangest thing happens and the world beats to a differant drum just long enough to spin life just so; cause you never saw them coming....lol, Electronics, blinky lights and flashy objects, psycology, number theory, cheesy romance laid on inappropriately heavy, shock affect, seeing random assholes get tazed, dangerous jobs, self sufficent systems, plants, cacti, memorable times with friends and family and of course nation building.

I'd like to meet:

David Lynch, Aron Ralston( the dude who cut his own arm off w/ a dull pocket knife when a boulder landed on him pinning him to the ground to die....all I have to say is wow...he wins),...hmmmm...The inventor of reality TV so I can assault him repeatedly until he takes responsibility for at least some part of the dumbing of Americans, Will Farrell, other stimulating artists who chose self education for at least a large section of a period of their lives for the sheer self guidance it provides, girls who like to kiss.... but not until you have proved capable of the much entertaining chase that allows for at least some level of mental stimulation, an art curratoror or agent who gets out of my art what I put into it and uses that energy to help spread my view of the world .. and canvas, and of course the remaining members of the genius that was Pantera (long live Dimebag...I'll see U when I die), I want to meet anybody cool, intellectually stimulating, reckless in creative ways, and of course not creepy.... you creepy f*ckers are a different breed. Strangely you seem to mass in groups too...intriguing but freaky at the same time. I dislike hippies....gotta get that out there early.

Music:

My Bitter End(...I take bullets for very few people in this world), Dillinger Escape Plan is def ..2, Between the Buried and Me, Slayer, Pantera, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Pantera, Adema, Candiria....and has been for years, Diecast, Pantera, Into the Moat, Lamb of God, The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza, Fugazi, Zao, Mastadon, All That Remains, Dead Syndicate(SJ Local Gore Metal and chill fun ass folks to be sure)August Burns Red, Martyr AD, Every Time I Die, Asherah, Daughters, Unearth, Hatebreed, The Black Dahlia Murder, Eye for an Eye, Cradle Of Filth, Norma Jean will always rule as far as I am concerned, Earth Crisis(gotta love the music straight edge or not...doesn't matter),Folly, Mabus, Glassjaw, Shai Hulud wins and has done so for me for years, Children of Bodom( I hate when foreigners give me more than a damn good reason to like them...lol), Ministry, Deftones, Darkest Hour, Thumbscrew, Adamantium, The Classic Struggle, The Absence, If Hope Dies, Arch Enemy, Artillery Hell, The Nicea Room, The Mercury Switch, Killswitch Engaged, Cipher, Dieing Fetus, Cephalic Carnage, Caliban, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Cassius, Everything Falls Together, The Red Death, Severed Savior, 3 inches of blood, In Flames(takes the ..3 spot as of now I think), The Red Chord, Atreyu(cool when non-metal folk are feeling rugged), All Metal that exists basically, Coal Chamber, Helmet, Ozzy, Time Sleep,...As for other genres I attempt to keep the most varied possible selection on earth flowing through the ear canals so you have a good chance of finding just about everything in my collection somewhere. ............Sizzla Kalonji, Bjork...that girl has gypsy magic I think, Folk music has been growing on me lately, Mars Volta, Barriere( they have a song called Seducao that I am firmly convinced is more addictive than heroin...listen too it...don't say I didn't say anything though), Antonio Vivaldi, Dennis Brown, Bob Marley, Definaetly The Doors...Morrison fucking wins, Mac Dre, CCR, Cypress Hill, Twista, Latin percussion, Old Alice in Chains, Notorious B.I.G., Irish Drinking Music, Classical Music is very cool, Butthole Surfers, Primus, Bad Company, Santana, Mountain, Secret Chiefs, Estratasphere, screw this listing thing.....I love it all

Movies:

The Big Labousky, Muholland Drive, Apocalypse Now, The Clockwork Orange, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Old School, anything with John Candy, Momento, 21 Grams,Team America: World Police, Rad, Tron, too many to list combined with my regular boycott of the television makes this an interesting yet flavorless category for me. That and by the time I made it this far...even on my third sitting of data entry it reaked of effort to complete this expansive category...so...future holds promise...boredom does strike randomly...

Television:

I despise almost all of TV but the few that prompt me to violate that instinct would have to be Family Guy, The Simpsons, MXC, and Rubber Chicken on Adult Swim

Books:

Edward Gibbons: Decline and fall of the Roman Empire (currently in Vol. 2), Trotsky's: War and Peace,Kant, Aristotle, Nietsche, Philosophy in general 2 books on Dali( my Mentor as an artist), More of Morrison's poetry( dark and genius it is), a few scattered magazines, Penn's: All The King's Men,(In the last year I've probably finished 150 books easy because yes....I like to read) and the writing on the wall that tells me I am a MySpace whore.

Heroes:

Dali, Myselffloydelmore.com