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Still Tennessee

The Ho's Ate The Oreos

About Me

R.I.P. NIGGA NATHANAbout me? Wouldn't you like to know. I'm 25. People call me Tennessee. That's where I was born, that's my name. I've seen and done more than you have. I like to talk random girls into letting me autograph thier boobs. I'm a local celebrity. I was in the Army for a few years. I'm a simple type of guy. I like punk rock. I drink beer. I start shit. I'm a maffioso. I am untouchable. I have an awesome wife who gave me a baby which means I'm a daddy. I'm an ill fucking daddy. Better than yours. I'm funnier than your boyfrined and alot cooler, too. Just because I shave my arms doesn't mean I'm not tough as nails. I pound hole and I'm damn good at it. You don't believe me you can ask anyone I've ever slept with. No Dominos, Papa John's or Waffle House, fronting on the pussy you can throw the dick in your mouth. I play the drums and spin records. I manage bands and promote shows. I've been a professional basketball and Monopoly player. I hang drywall. I've got the outfield on lock down and snowboard better than your neighbor. I have talents I haven't even used yet and I'm a bottomless pit of uselesss information. Grandmas and your sister love me. Your bestfriend is lieing when she says we dated. I'm really not this conceited, I PROMISE. Really.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Favorite Quote: Canada is like my attic. i don't ever want to go up there but once i do... im like "wow, look at all this crap"! Living, that's a big one. Cars. Music. Movies. Cartoons. Sports. Gambling. Bikes. Sleeping. Writing. Snowboarding. Hiking. Camping. Rock Crawlers. Climbing. Jogging. Tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

I just want to meet nice, genuine people. That's it, not asking too much. I want to be friends with people who will like me for me. Not people that I have to put up a facade for. I don't want to have to hide who I am. I wear jeans and t-shirts and have an arm full of tattoos. I enjoy dive bars, big clubs with alot people make me scared. I like betting on horses at the casino and playing craps. I don't want to have to pretend to be somebody I'm not to be your friend.

Music:

underground hip-hop- eyedea, atmosphere, jedi mind tricks, non-prophets(sage francis), aesop rock, copyright, ill bill, peanutbutter wolf, lootpack, non-phixon, beat junkies, outerspace, lateef the truth speaker, and stuff like common, mos def, talib kweli and q-tip. old scholl punk- social d, mad caddies, blue meanies, nofx, the dickies. mellow shit- jack johnson, ben harper, g-love, todd snider, blind boys of alabama. i also like coldplay the cure, linkin park, sponge, the smiths, radiohead, and alot of 80's music. anything good. every thing deserves a listen. I am not a big fan of country except for George Strait and Johnny Cash. The Man in Black is god. Norma Jean, hatebreed, Number One Gun, snapcase,Slayer, QOTSA, Bouncing Souls, Wu-tang, Crystal Method, prodigy, grateful dead, old AFI, Nasum, cephalic carnage, agoraphobic nosebleed, fall silent, zion-i, digweed, donovan frankenreiter, eagles of death metal, jay-z, cypress hill, bleed the sky, as i lay dying, outkast, geto boys, super cocoa brovas, del, heiroglyphics, rjd2, the pixies, tiger army, ween, suicidal tendencies, oasis, nas, system of a down, fine young cannibals, 'til tuesday, violent femmes, the beastie boys, biz markie, the beatnuts, dead prez, scram jones, misfits, 3 6 mafia, DJ Die, gorillaz, kool keith, saigon, 22 jacks, burning brides, EPMD, method man, old michael jackson, blondie, prince paul, blur, handsome boy modeling school, weezer, duran duran, grave diggaz, sublime, long beach dub all-stars, rahzel, poison the well, the toadies, r.e.m., old prince, white stripes, joss stone, earth crisis, reel big fish, snuff, lagwagon, james brown, the lesdystics, strung out, U.S. Bombs, mustard plug, jane's addiction, stabbing westward, 88 fingers louie, bad religion, less than jake, DROPKICK MURPHYS(favorite), DJ Alcheme(reno), rahkim, cake, papa roach, something corporate, postal service, taking back sunday, deathcab for cutie, get up kids, riddlin kids, fishbone, blackalicious, sunny day real estate, scurvy bastards, no doubt, skankin pickle, M.O.P., dj babu, UNKLE, critical mass, the docter(daly city),toto, foriegner,redman, atb, devin the dude, bob the builder, krs-one, rbl posse, big l, south park mexican, too short, sean price, ghostface, mars and mystere, o.d.b.(r.i.p.), living legends, pharcyde, mystical, mobb deep, mf doom, starving artist crew, paper boy, raekwon, mase, big tymerz, dr. octagon( kool keith), mix master mike, motion man, guns'n'roses, alchemist, hank williams, dave matthews, bob marley, local h, n.w.a., killah priest, zebrahead, deviates, pennywise, me first and the gimmes gimmes, foo fighters, breakbeat era, fat lip, gary jules, the psychadelic furs, beck, ian van dahl, darude, eric clapton, fall out boy, gym class heroes, rise against, michael franti, new order, orgy, prodigy, transplants, public enemy, my chemical romance, lola ray, swingin' utters boy sets fire, unwrittenlaw, jimmy eats world, eurythmics, muse, the bravery, elvis costello, tommy tu-tone, the english beat, the all-american rejects, ub40, smashing pumpkins, i hate kate, systems fail, drama-rama, rage against the machine, flaming lips, cam'ron, catch 22, bowling for the soup(just because of the fat guy), fabolous, napalm death, dillenger escape plan, december, tears for fears, audio bullys, nine inch nails, kurtis blow, lloyd banks, the cranberries, inxs, billy idol, andre nikatina, the dandy warhols, blur, de la soul, grand wizard theodore, lord finesse, starchild excalibur, oingo-boingo, visionaries, planet asia, box car racer, blueprint, culture club, basement jaxx, dubtribe soundsystem, jurrasic 5, styles, clipse, the lox, nerf herder, fischerspooner, roni size, kmfdm, afrika bambatta, public enemy, dj z-trip, the ataris, vandals, grinspoon, copywrite, otis day and the nights, the time, crash crew, bubba sparxxx,III Deep, blackstar, bootsie collins, george clinton, franz ferdinand, grand agent, bone crusher, killer mike, joe budden, himsa, madness, mighty mighty bosstones, no doubt, the train wrecks, kutmaster kurt, charlie tuna, soul coughing, donald glaude, character kills, pappa wheelie and the shifters, yonder mountain, tears for fears, at the drive in, built to spill, she wants revenge, one step behind, r.p.s., string cheese incident, hot tuna, gov't mule, guttermouth, mad lib, boom bap project, papoose, jeezy, dj drama, dj green lantern, party ben, you will know us by the trail of the dead, benefit, descendents, martyr Ad, 36 crazy fists, chiodos, and so much more.

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Office Space, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Breakfast at Tiffany's, High Fidelity, Millions, The Big Lebowski, and a few others. I like movies.

Television:

ENTOURAGE! The Simpsons and all types of cartoons. And sports. Nip-Tuck is pretty good. So is The Sorpranos. House and and 24 are good, too. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is my favorite.

Books:

Books? Calvin and Hobbes books are good. I enjoy reading but not books.

Heroes:

I had a hero. Not anymore, I don't believe in heroes.

My Blog

Easter- Fact or Fiction

Since when did the crucifixion and ressurection of "Jesus Christ" have anything to do with chocolate, pastel colors and an imaginary rabbit who delivers eggs? Seriously, if you're going to believe all...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

Tila tequila is fat and...

since when was any nasty skeeze-whore that's got some tattoos able to be a Suicide Girl. No wonder they're called that. Most of them make me want to commit suicide.   Today I discovered tha...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

I don't know much in life...

... but I do know this.1. Maneater was the #1 song the day I was born.2. I hate Sprint but love Nextel.3. Anna Nicole Smith was drug addicted white trash loser who never contributed anything worthwhil...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

That dude, Tennessee, he speaks the truth.

Talk to everyone who knows me with the exception of Jennifer, and everyone will agree, I'm not as full of shit as you think I am. So keeping that in mind, sit back and soak in the smartness as I drop...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Hard Times

I hate when I have something to say but I can't say it because it is so deep and/or emotional that I can't find the right way to say it or words to say. The 3 words that would explain it perfectl...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

2006 Celebrity Death List

With 5 days left in the year, the list becomes a bit more all encompassing. Some of these are obscure and some aren't. This list is not definitive so don't write me and complain. 1. Kirby Puckett2...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

It's a pandemic!

A few weeks ago I spoke about how the bears weren't sleeping and that I felt somethingmajor was about to go down. Well, nothing has gone yet but I still encourage everyone to stay vigilante. Aminals a...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

2006 Celebrity Deaths

With 17 days left in the year, the list becomes a bit more all encompassing. Some of these are obscure and some aren't. This list is not definitive so don't write me and complain. 1. Kirby Puckett2. D...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

Hip hop dead? No, it cant be.

Hip hop is not dead. Hip hop has been on a steady decline for the past few years, though. People are tired of hearing about crack deals, shootings and the 'fucking of hoes'. Everyone has ice and every...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

Could I be a people greeter

at Wal-Mart? Jerrod wants to know what you think I told hom only old people did that and that I wanted to be a night 'stalker'. You can let him know at the following link if you'd think I'd make a goo...
Posted by Still Tennessee on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST