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ben dry tover

Keep the wheels spinnin and the beavers grinnin....

About Me

Black Rose Productions. Any film makers/artists out there who want to collaborate? Great! Open to any projects or ideas you may have. My request? NO FLAKES! You want me to edit your footage? Want me to film your event for 12 hours? Pay up. I know what I am doing. Want to buy a painting? Awesome. No, you cannot have two for the price of one. AND quit setting up a date to buy and then backing out! What is this? A barter sale in Nogales? I don't think so! Apparently, Brendan Frasier is on the loose.

WOW take a look at these free layouts: MySpace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Nicholson, Tim Burton, Anthony Hopkins, and anyone who can defy gravity or has some sort of gift with kinetic energy.Also, I'd like to meet YOU.

Music:

Everything. Look in my CD case (and no, not my ipod...good grief. I believe in the disc), and you will find U2, Flinstones Soundtrack, Nine Inch Nails, and Reservoir Dogs Soundtrack within one page. Punk, metal, dark, adult contemporary, it's sickening really.

Movies:

Comedic cult classics will suffice anytime.

Television:

Losing faith in television altogether. I don't have cable. I watch a shitload of America's Funniest Home Videos and The Price is Right.

Books:

Last few good ones I read: -Tales of the Monarch -I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (God bless Tucker Max) -Lovely Bones -Pelican BriefOther than that, it varies.

Heroes:

My garden variety dysfunctional family, as well as my guy friends...Rick...Eric...Heather.

My Blog

Just when you think limits could not be pushed any further in Hollywood...

...another young actor is taken away from us for no good reason. Heath Ledger is dead, and here I thought the next death headline would be Ms. Spears. Brad Renfro just before him. Two young actors ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:49:00 PST

Time travel

A schematic was originally hand-drawn - Flux Capacitance Time Travel Circuit (c) John Bajak 1990 ^ / | +-------o o----/../../../---+------+-------+ ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:30:00 PST

Christmas music

Let's just assume I am summing up all music after 1970.  As I perused the impressive collection of holiday merchandise at my local Walgreens, xmas music droned over the speakers.  Beats the ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:51:00 PST

Went to the Presidio Park chili cook-off at the last minute...

One of the best and worst choices I've made this week.  Eating chili from 5 or so different booths was great.The effects were a toss-up.  I decided to run an experiment on my bowels because ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:06:00 PST

I made something for a potluck at my work.

Sweet. Glistening. Whip one out and try it....
Posted by ben dry tover on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

I love craigslist...one of the funnier posts Ive seen.

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn PizzaDate: 2007-09-18, 11:30AM EDTYou: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizzaMe: Hungry and stoned out of my gourdI called you from my cell phone but...
Posted by ben dry tover on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

My boss comes back tomorrow...

..so I took a big deuce in his bathroom today.   Yeah, I had a few spare hours for this.                  ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST

Remember how I said my time at this company is likely coming to an end?

Well, it's been given a violent shove into definite. My bosses like me, but they just don't understand what goes on when they're not looking. I came unglued Monday and put in my notice. So, here is...
Posted by ben dry tover on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

Bomb scare at my sister's high school graduation..what is this world coming to?

I can't help but wonder... It was surreal enough to watch this girl who had transformed into a beautiful woman suddenly graduating without having to be evacuated from Gammage Theatre. They managed to ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:41:00 PST

Ben goes to jury duty. Makes ass of self, as usual.

Jury duty for the first time - this explains most of my behavior yesterday.  Was running late, flustered, much on my mind that had nothing to do with court.  I figured that I would just try ...
Posted by ben dry tover on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST