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Japanese anything, video games, the mall, kevin smith films, laughing, thinking, being random, God, Fire, sushi, life, Zombies, the 50's, and My beautiful car.
Someone that I can have intelligent conversations with. Shares my thoughts and interests. Smart, funny, irrisitable, likes to drive, loves the stars, and adorable. A Great Girl With a Fast fucking Car! Must have a love for Zombies. And Hell, who doesn't love a smart ass, or someone very sarcastic would be great.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
Groucho Marx
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
George Carlin
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk!
Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"
Sir Winston Churchill
“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.â€
Jack Benny
“If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleepâ€
Frank Zappa
“Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.â€
Alfred Hitchcock
"I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it."
Alfred Hitchcock
"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore."
Trey Parker
"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine."
Elvis Presley
"It's as much fun to scare as to be scared."
Vincent Price
Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Country, Johnny Cash, Metal... everything?
Japanese flims, The Devil's Rejects, Wayne's World, Layer Cake, Red Vs. Blue, The Last Samurai, What The Bleep Do We Know?, Crash, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2, Grandma's Boy, The Ringer, Hostil, Zombie flicks, Gone in 60 Seconds, Walk the Line, Lords of Flatbush, 40 Year Old Virgin, Batman Begins, 300, American Psycho, The Machinist, THE DEPARTED, The Punisher, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Number 23, Saw, Hills Have Eyes, Little Miss Sunshine, Hannibal flims, Smokin' Aces, James Bond, Happy Feet, The Prestige, Idiocracy, Open Season, Snakes on a Plane, Knocked up, Crank, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Spider-man flims, The Big Lebowski, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Bubba Ho-tep, ...
The Simpsons, The Hulk(the tv show), Robot Chicken, Futurama, history channel, CSI, How It's Made, Bullshit, Dexter, Mythbusters,
The Analects of Confucius, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Stiff, The Summoner, Edgar Allen Poe, Cash: Johnny Cash autobiography, Zombie Survial Guide, Why do men have nipples, The Darwin Awards, Naphlam and Silly Putty, American Psycho, Bill the Galactic Hero, Frankenstien,
My mother, our troops, our cops, Johnny Cash, God, Kevin Smith, Zombies, the little people that make the world go round... oh and midgets