Tina and Krystal - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Being so elegantly trashed at BLOWFISH, we often get mistaken for the HILTON sisters. Back off Paparizzi!! We're a couple of career girls crusing and hussling in the big pink cadialac that is life. We're really really vain, but looking like this, could you blame us? Money is no object as long as our SugarDaddies are employed. You can always catch us with a cell phone in one hand and a martini in the other giving attitude and throwing shade to all those dime a dozen divas. When the night comes and disco balls drop we transform from to easy to really easy. Lace up those thigh high converse, switch that snap from stun to kill, pack that razor in the aqua net hair, panties with a MINI are a BIG no no, and if you see us on the corner of OLIN and WINCHESTER, back the fuck up!! We're working!

My Interests

Walking the runway, Dancing on bars, being really cute, talent night @ TD's (and the parking lot), shoplifting @ ROSS, good porn, old leather daddies, chasing Trannies, pointy boots, Tokyo Teas, playing EASY to get, DOSH in 24x34, barretts, and GLITTER

I'd like to meet:

We're looking for fierce competition: double headed dikes, prissy ass fags, retired DIVAS, sluty debutantes, white trash, nothing smaller than 10 inches, deported Lom girls, border girls (not you Paulina), imported goods, trannies from LIDOs and TD's, porn stars, strippers that work for free, hooker/actresses, karaoke queens, Iranian princesses, midgets and dwarves, any CEO's, Tommy Mattola ( I still love you Thalia), Andre Soriano, 4 YOU VIPS, nothing TED BAKER, cute servers, barely legals, and Water Garden VIPs (NO lockers, T.V. rooms need only apply). Bring on the astroglide!! We're slippery when wet and don't forget to read our Surgeon General Warning.

Music:

ABBA, Thalia, Ru Paul, Cooler Kids, Fanny Pack, Boy George and the Culture Club, Village People, George Micheal, Mariah Carey on Prozac, Whitney on Crack, Lil Kim, BANDA, and 80's.

Movies:

The entire ROD FATHER series, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, Tails from the Clit, anything Chi Chi LaRue, FALCON films, Raging Stallion, Showgirls, Striptease, The Fluffer, TRICK, Party Monster, and last, but not least, GLITTER!

Books:

POCKO books, Danielle Steele novels, Harry Potter, DIVA for the Lesbian in You, Latin Inches, Gay Kamasutra, and The Color Purple. We love Oprah.

My Blog

The Video.

First of all we have to say that PARIS HILTON is the most FABULOUS person we know. She definately can hang with the big girls. We love it!! Watching her take all that dick like a pro is abosolutely gl...
Posted by Tina and Krystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST