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*karen*

If you can't hang with the big dogs then get on the porch with the pups

About Me

i'm happy, most of the time. i like to try and fix things but most of the time it still falls apart. i can type pretty fast without looking at the keys. i have one cup of coffee in the morning, every morning. if i could walk everywhere i need to go i would. i'm a sucker for good hair. i don't eat anything that i could have as a pet. i decided last night that bars are really weird and they are not my favorite place to be. kinda like elevators. text messaging is a passive aggressive way of avoiding real communication but is ok when used for sending dirty messages and provocative photos.

My Interests

ebay, movies, boots

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can build and/or fix things ..

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Music:

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Movies:

okay, here goes: spinal tap, all the real girls, bottle rocket, kicking and screaming (anything noah baumbach) the piano teacher, dancer in the dark, breaking the waves (anything lars von trier), the big lebowski, the bicycle theif, sideways, me and you and everyone we know, donnie darko, the good girl, reality bites, happy texas, hands on a hard body, american movie, lovely and amazing, friends with money, election, i am trying to break your heart, fight club, pretty in pink, the dreamers and as many horror movies as i can fit into a day

Television:

i burn tons of brain cells watching back to back reality shows

Books:

the bell jar, the fuck up, confederacy of dunces, the dirt, prozac nation, slaughterhouse 5, running with scissors, the color of water, will there ever be a morning, women, hollywood, and i don't want to live this life....

Heroes:

cesar milan

My Blog

things that make me happy

i've decided to remove "things that annoy me" and replace it with a grateful list of "things that make me happy".  1. my dog 2. rain 3. wonderful, calming hot tea in the evening when it's ch...
Posted by KAREN on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

HEY Girlies, listen up:

This shit is gross. Why is it that some girls who squat and hover over the toilet when they pee get most of it on the seat (and in some instances ON THE FLOOR!) but don't wipe it up? Ok, girls. It'...
Posted by KAREN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST