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Rubber band

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About Me


cute myspace layout - GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW!I am a rubberband.I used to live my life on an old sidewalk in New York.Now I am a respected business rubberband.My owner Joe Coffield was walking to work one day when he found me and thought he could use and old rubberband.Since then I enjoy a quiet life with a sense of dignity. I get to be in a drawer, on a desk, and sometimes I am used to fling things across the room.
Paperclip is my arch nemesis. We used to be good friends until one day..... We were working together as a ghetto slingshot when suddenly things went wrong.... While pulling back paperclip folded under pressure, like origami, and snapped. A piece of him was flicked back into the eye of my previous owner. The bleeding never stopped and a piece of the paperclip had got lodged in his brain. He died on the way to the hospital. I was left on the sidewalk. Paperclip eventually got kicked away and I layed there on the sidewalk for several months until one day.....(see above)
To this day I am prejudice against all paperclips.

My Interests

stretching before activities, holding rolls of newspaper, flying through the air at people, and flicking staples with the aid of a hand.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, I'm a rubberband.

Music:

I am in a rubber band. I can be stretched into a rudimentary musical instrument.

Movies:

Bootsy's New Rubber Band DVD MyGen Profile Generator

Television:

Seinfeld

Books:

101 uses for rubberbands, The Rubber Band Audio Book

Heroes:

Paper Mo Pizza for making all my dreams come true.

My Blog

you know

Today I was taken out of my drawer and used to hold some index cards together when I managed to undo myself in time to post a blog.  I havent posted one in a while.  You know how hard it is ...
Posted by Rubber band on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

bloggy

thiis is mny first bllogh.  I thopught I would try it.  Sorry aboout the misssspellings, I had tto have someone shooot me at thge keyboiard!!  Don't ask me hoow ?I capitalized anything.
Posted by Rubber band on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST