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NightAshBlack

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About Me

Weird, stuck in the wrong time/dimension, self- effacing, paranoid, dry, body dismorphic,ugly, stressed to the 9’s and generally lacking in some social skills, I also have bad points too, but these would take too long to list. I have a huge knowledge of music, especially in the Early 80’s/Industrial/Noise/ New Wave/ Cyberpunk/ Synthpop genres, and invite any bands who consider themselves in those genres to get in touch. Free CD’s,Tickets,T-Shirts,Used Groupies etc are also welcome. I am also an inept writer of poetry and prose which is a big steaming mixed dollop of Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mythology, Humour (if you could call it that), and whatever else pops into my addled brain, and IT'S ALL CRAP!!! While your in here, you might aswell click the 'add' button it helps me to retain the illusion that people might actually like me, and also you will have another pic other than Tom's in your friend space to look at. Everyone's a winner.NOTE TO BUDDING PORN STARS. Please do not request to be a friend if all you have to offer is some artless excuse to show me your gash/bosoms or any other parts you want to flop out.If you want to be dribbled over that's your choice, but you wont be getting MY saliva. I do not want to click on your webcam link, no matter how fit and funtastic you may be. I am just not interested, I have my partner’s bits to explore if I am disposed to do so. So to save me time from pressing the ‘Deny’ button, and you time from sending an unwanted request, just don’t ok? NOTE TO SPAMMERS Please show respect to my page and kindly refrain from spamming. I am not interested in gift cards/Ringtones/Free text Messages and though I may require Penis Extensions, I don’t want it splashed all over my page.. Thankyou.

My Interests


Art, Literature, Music, Mythology, Folklore, History, Nature, Psychology, Horror, Gothic Women Model Types, Fantasy, Surrealism, Comedy, Eroticism, Therapy, Astronomy.

I'd like to meet:



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The Rogues Gallery.
I have 246812 fans

Gina

Valerie

David Lynch

Clive Barker

Salvador Dali

GOTH Magazine

Fangoria

Wiiliam S Burroughs

Cardiacs

Suicide

Sea Nymphs

Skinny Puppy

Scorn

The Frozen Autumn

Wes

4AD

Joseph

Cocteau Twins

Lisa Gerrard

Robin Guthrie

Mute

Lustmord

Factory

H R Giger

Cabaret Voltaire

Edgar Allen Poe

Industrial Records

Symphony Of Shadows

Josef K

The Mighty Boosh

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Music:


Some of my favourites...In no particular order; Acid Acres, Cheeped Dome, Pie Six, A Hinter Of Om, Cuter He, Math Ended, A Hob Suckle, A Cute Cows Tin, Faze Hunter Mount, Coma Fox Lynx, A Hub Job, Cassia Toes, See Intent, Star Bud, Fee Think, Clef Slot, A Humane Glue, Cab Man Glen, A Ricing Nuns Tot, A Grandam Diner Sex, A Danced Dance, Pink Puny Spy, Lacy I, Dorm Slut, Glibber Night Rots, Old Wives, Dire Mule, Unite Ions, Bean Clot, Here Its Runny, A Tiara Ax, Cabal Hi, Valor Tux, Stack Meat Visa, Be Biz Rent, Redheads Eves, Them Shits, Banes Duo, A Beta Fat Mite Omen, Titian Rot, Voids I In Joy, Rib Finite, Coil Proton Torn, Gaze Main, A Scherzi Furor.

Movies:


David Lynch, Stephen Chow, Terry Gilliam, Ridley Scott, Stanley Kubrick, Kevin Smith, Peter Jackson, Steven Spielberg,Coen Brothers Danny Boyle,Tim Burton,David Fincher, Mike Leigh, Shane Meadows, Alfred Hitchcock, Sam Raimi, Tobe Hooper....

Television:


British comedy: Simon Pegg,Nick Frost, Leigh Francis, Bill Bailey,Dylan Moran,Mighty Boosh, Jimmy Carr,Johnny Vegas, Peter Kay,Jasper Carrot,Billy Connolly, Dave Allen, Russell Brand, Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan,Pythons, Goons, League Of Gentlemen.......

Books:



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Click Here to Learn MoreReference mainly, but Edgar Allen Poe, Clive Barker, William S Burroughs, William Gibson, Iain Banks, Robert Holdstock, Irvine Welsh, Bret Easton Ellis, Aleister Crowley, JRR Tolkein, Alan Garner, CS Lewis and Thomas Harris have had a profound influence on me.

Heroes:


Cardiacs (and anyone associated),Salvador Dali, David Lynch, Clive Barker, Sandro Botticelli,

My Blog

Inhabits

Oh what it is to be hauntedTo view with a shitting dog eyeDays spilled in greyAnd refracted displaysAs emotional retreads go by.Oh what it is to have trauma'sThose prosing great syndromes of nightThe ...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:42:00 PST

The Steps To Spoonlightenment

Step 1 - Take A Spoon (any spoon will do, please ask permission before using spoon and ensure it has nothing on it)Step 2 - Raise Your Spoon And Say 'I Have The Power'Step 3 - Put The Charged Spoon In...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

Down In Gallow Dell (Another Repost)

The waving treesin Gallow Dellare pissed uponby Dowsabellsand in its boughsthe Purlique sitsfrom out its legsits newborn spits.The Wreckom Curlseat chunks of ratand harbour boilsbeneath their hatsand ...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

Mate Arisal (Repost At The Behest Of Some Idiot)

Are you lonely? Nobody to take to that important business dinner? Nobody to share evenings under the stars with? Tired of Parasites and Putrefaction Interrupting Your Love Life?We can help.Here at Mat...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

T.O.S.S

Spoons (latin spoons). Aren't they wonderful things? But did you know Earth was made with spoons, not actually made from billions of spoons, but created and shaped with spoons, probably from outer spa...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Need Friends?

Ever wanted willing advocates to join that Donny Osmond Fan Club? Ever wanted to organise a Manimal convention but don't know who to ask? Well we can supply people for your everyday needs, be it walk...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

Me And Smoking (I Guess)

When I'm on my deathbed, retching through an iron lung, I will think 'Was it worth it?' And the simple answer is no. I started smoking at 15 (thanks sis) tripping over myself in my efforts to become c...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

A Witch And His Cat In 'The Intruder'

Far Far Away In The Attic Of The Witches Academy (Somerset)Dim Cat watches Lenny Sponger on Channel RomCom.'In the studio today we have Miriam, who says she is living with the most unromantic man in B...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

Them Canting Girls.

Beneath tenebrous palls they ridethem Canting girlstheir proselyte smileslike cutting steeds they ride them sawsback and forth, back and forth.Syphilitic tongues they singthe squeal of chainsthe retch...
Posted by NightAshBlack on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Passion For Life.

Shall I get up?Yes I'll get up!No.On second thoughtsI'll stay in bed!
Posted by NightAshBlack on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:48:00 PST