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Johnny Bravo

Love to have you jump on the Johnny Bravo Train - I need friends. Do you?

About Me

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Hi!
Thank you for taking time to read about me and why I am on Myspace. As you can see from my profile, I am here for networking. In fact I am a cyberspace sales person here to share information with you aboutMy Favorite Website...

It all began when a really good friend of mine started writing web pages. It was fun, very interesting and, most importantly a never ending challenge. My friend chose to attempt to help move on-going brick and mortar companies over to marketing on the Internet. These are American Companies who produce real products and who employ your fellow countrymen. That is a good thing.

The regular Internet is now old enough to be somewhat well defined. Concurrently, social networking has aged without being squeezed into a cut and paste format. Myspace, the number one social networking site, has just blown the top off of the number of visitors it gets on a daily basis. Myspace has given worldwide access to everyone who wishes to find new friends who share information about the same interests and hobbies.

My approach to Myspace marketing is pretty straight forward with minimal intrusion into my friends other pursuits. I comment only once to a new friend when I am accepting them as my friend. I restrict my bulletin frequency to once weekly. With the exception of Myspace classifieds, I make no sales offers on Myspace - just provide links to information or bargains on regular websites. When I blog on Myspace, it is to share information. I do make mistakes. I well know that to ignore Myspace is even more stupid than not selling on eBay.

So, that is me and my purpose for being here on Myspace. I hope the information I share with you will be of value to you and save you some dollars -- yes, Ben Franklin said a "penny saved is a penny earned" - so I hope to save you some dollars. That is my goal. Please click on the link above for more information.

Good to see you. Have a wonderful day and please come visit my profile again soon.

Thank you for being my friend,
Johnny

My Interests



A FEW OF MY BEST PICKUP LINES



"Hey--wanna see me comb my hair really fast?"

"Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?"

"Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?"

Hey you sassy thing ....you must be a shrink because only you would know I'm a legend in my own mind.

Hey baby, gimme your address and I'll send you a picture.

I got you a birthday present ....me!

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things ....me! Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."

"Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze."

"Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?"

"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"

"Man, it must be great being you watching me!"

"Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there."

"Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!"

"Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?"

"Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?"

"Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!"

"(whoosh)Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!"

"You wanna frisk me?"

"(shoom) Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?"

"Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?"

"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay."

"I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?"

"I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...(whack)."

"Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath."

"All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?"

Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"

"Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?"

"Whoa. Man, you're pretty!"

(at computer)"Hey there, smart mama."

"(sniff, sniff) You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?"

"Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?"

"You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun."

"I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, i'm a cancer!"(don't those ads of Johnny "hitting" on the viewer crack you up? :+D)

"Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute!"

Hey baby you look like you've got Bravo fever and I'm just what the doctor ordered!

Hey mama a Bravo a day will keep other men away!

Oh, baby it's time for desert ....how 'bout some Bravo beefcake.

Hey Baby, you want to play some baseball ... I'll even let you steal 2nd.

Oh momma, it's time i let you in on a secret .....I'm Johnny Bravo!

Hey baby, don't walk away ...you're headed in the wrong direction. My house is this way. (slap)

You foxy momma's look like you need a bedtime story ....how about you ladies come back to my place and I'll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)

Hey baby, If this shoe fits then i must be your cinderfella!

Well baby what's it like looking at the man of you're dreams?

That's right baby ....believe it or not ....all the best men aren't married.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop (or Johnnypop ...whatever you prefer)?

Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities.

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