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About Me

my name is Craig... im the (ex) drummer for (ex) napoleon solo... myspace.com/nsolo, im a pathetic waste of space that deserves to be trodden on by everyperson that walks past me. try it and ill kill you. i speak french fluently... and english... im 18... im straight, i was born in a hamster cage, reality doesnt apply to me, i walk on the ceiling, dont try and tell me otherwise. i like hovis bread but was disappointed at how commercial they have gone with their "invisicrust"... crust is crust, live with it you schmucks
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My Interests

my interests... the usual, drumming, catching pigeons, trying to fix the whole in the ozone layer, shooting cats, holding hands and long romantic walks along the beach

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet really sexy people... cos i dont like ugly people... cos im too cool for them. only joking, but to be honest... meeting strangers over the internet=Kinda scary... if im gonna meet any1 its not until i get a gun...

Music:

yes please. everything from zappa to zeplin to... a true history of ambient volume. im not fussy. aslong as its not bob the builder... altho he has his upsides...x

Movies:

pure, fight club, ressurection, jaws...pff.... i dont remember movies much

Television:

theres nothing on tv worth watching... and i have sky... okay maybe simpsons, recess and a few other cartoons, thats it. bollox to tv

Books:

"how to read in a speedy 500 pages!" by a raving fucking lunatic

Heroes:

mj, mark and alan.And me..? Yeah why not, im my hero.

My Blog

Bubbles B-Day

So here are a few pics from friday night, most of them turned out shit but some were alright. If there arent any of you, its cos your too fucking ugly! Or they just didnt come out!Now i dont personall...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

Lets cut off our thumbs...

If we never had thumbs, we wouldn't destroy the world in the way we seem very quickly to be doing. Think about it... we took control because we had plausible thumbs that aided us in evolving faster th...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:27:00 PST