Peter

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Good morning, and welcome to the profile of just one of Rupert Murdoch's 150+ million reluctant followers! So, who am I? Well, I don't belong to any of these social cliques:
Yes, you can click on them, they're real profiles. No offence to all you emos, chavs and camp queens out there, but it's just not...me.
I tell it like it is, I don't bitch and I try my best to avoid lying. Lying just means I've got to remember who I've told what, and I need the brain space for important things like calculating the strength of the gravitational fields caused by the square root of a knat's chuff.
I'll do what I can to make others happy, because it makes me happy.
I don't take anything too seriously because we're all creatures sitting on a rock, floating about in the middle of absolutely nowehere. Never forget this. But don't think about it too much.
I'm one of these 'wooly woofters', but I'm not proud of it, and I don't let it dictate every part of who I am.
I'm half Hungarian, and I'm pretty good at everyday smalltalk, but much to my chagrin I lack the terminology to discuss interesting things like physics or philosophy.
I've finished my A-levels, which didn't go too badly. I got BCE in Computing, Physics and Maths respectively. Oh and I failed General Studies for the third time, hurrah!
I'm aware that nearly all of these paragraphs start with the letter "I", but this page is essentially mine, so I'm allowed to do that. I I I I I me me me me me self self self self self!
I'm now travelling around Europe with a certain political, philosophical and anthropological boffin called Philip for about 8 months for my gap year. He's writing a report for the European Union, and we're both doing lots of photography to accompany it. We're avoiding starvation by teaching the odd English lesson, and buying Hungarian books and sending them to libraries and universities all over the world. That sounds more glitzy than it really is. In reality I just get spat at by rude postal workers and buggered by enormous spreadsheets. Do have a read of Philip's gap year blog to see what we're up to, and my YouTube playlist to watch us kick Betsy the electric cooker, dance to 'Great Balls Of Fire', get caught up in violent riots and other shenanigans from around Europe. If you want to come and visit us, you must bring:
At least one packet of Pear Drops
At least 160 Yorkshire Gold teabags
At least 25 tealights
If we are not happy with your gifts, we will not grant you access to the flat, and the winters here are very cold. Don't try to buy us out with gold, frankincense or myrr -- they're just shit! After all this travelling, with any luck, I'll be off to study physics at whichever mediocre university will accept me.
I don't put any 'real' friends in my 'Top Friends' list anymore because some people (and I'm mentioning no names) complain about their position.
That's about all I can think of. You can send me probing questions if you so wish. But just to sum things up, this is me in a nutshell:
- Peter
Past Pictures
Pictures I've taken down from the official batch.
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Interactive Things
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Low
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Low
Dependent Personality Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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Pet Peeves
Websites that don't allow very long passwords -- why can't I have a 24 character password? Seriously, is that too much to ask?! The limit should be in the range of 512 characters, not 12, like on so many sites!
When public announcements end with "Thank you for your kind attention". If anything, I will thank you for providing me with the information.
People who leave lights on
People who put the heating up instead of putting on some more clothes
People who close doors without using the door handles - they're there for a reason
Those who snore (though I've been told that I did, once)
When kids show me their wobbly teeth. Eurgh! I don't know why but I just don't like it.
More to come...