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About Me

This is the kind of thing that makes me laugh...

My Interests

music, guitar, internet, illustration, web design, films, philosophy

Music:

Peter Gabriel, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Queen, Collective Soul, Tool, Coldplay, Marilyn Manson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Elton John, AC/DC, Megadeth, Static-X, Sisters of Mercy, Course of Empire, VNV Nation, Switchblade Symphony, KMFDM, Acumen Nation, Prong, David Gray, Killing Joke, Assemblage 23, Apoptygma Berzerk, Sarah Brightman, Enya, Massive Attack, Moby, Nitzer Ebb, Def Leppard, White Zombie, Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Pet Shop Boys, PIG, Revolting Cocks, Kate Bush, Filter, John Fogerty, The Art of Noise, Funker Vogt, The Toy Dolls, Vangelis, Electric Light Orchestra, Richard Cheese

Movies:

Flash Gordon, Moulin Rouge, Dark City, Blade Runner, Braveheart, Snatch, Clerks, Raising Arizona, The Thin Red Line, Killer, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Big Trouble In Little China, The Thing, Alien, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Heat, Fargo, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Passion of the Christ, Requiem for a Dream, Matchstick Men, Collateral, House of Sand and Fog, Bubba Ho-Tep, Kill Bill Vol. I, II, Team America: World Police, SpongeBob SquarePants,

Television:

Chappelle's Show, The Family Guy

Books:

Last book I read was in '99... Snow Crash... it was alright

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, X-Men, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Spider-Man, The Wonder Twins... those are all the heroes all I can think of, right now.

My Blog

Ah... surveys

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?No 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?Make life easier for 1,000 people with bowls of soup 3. What kind of music did you liste...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:43:00 PST

2 months

It was two months ago, this very same dayWhen our eyes first engaged and true love was displayed. An evening of fondu and oysters and bliss.You'd stolen my heart and I'd stolen your kiss. ...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:21:00 PST

Four more years...

Good Gawd. Y'know, I'm not really so pissed that Bush won. The thing that pissed me off is a little over half of this country voted for him. Just goes to show us where this countries mindset is.
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There will be hell survey

FIRSTS ------------ First bike: A banana seater Yellow that gradated into green, then blue. First real memory of something: Being burned when my brother spilled spaghetti on me or was it t...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Master of all I survey

1. What time do you get up? As late as I can 2. If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Peter Gabriel 3. Gold or silver? Silver 4. What was the last film you saw at the ci...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

26 questions closer to knowing nothing about me

A - Age: 29 B - Band listening to right now: Funker Vogt C - Career future: Hopefully, my Career Present, only better. :) D - Dad's name: Thomas E - Easiest person to talk to: ...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Not surprised by this result, but would've rather had a pic of Ministry there

Industrial rock! Just like Marilyn Manson, youknow what you have to say and you just say it!I like you very much...just be careful youdon't scare me away... What genre of rock are you? brought to y...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gary... who's this Gary character?

What's a weird fear you have that no one else probably does? That I'll be nail clippered to death. Is not Jon Stewart great? Great at what? What song are you listening to? The humming of my...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

20 Random Songs

20 songs by Random. 1. Load up every song you have in one playlist. 2. Put the list on random/shuffle 3. write down the first 20 songs that come up in the list (THE FIRST 20...NO CHEATING WHORES) ...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That's why

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST