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About Me


Name: Richard
Birthdate: December 5th 1973
Birthplace: Anaheim,CA
Current Location: Murry City aka Shit Lake City
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: What was the question again?
Height: 6'0"
Weight: Heavy enough to smash your ass
Piercings: Two in each ear, more to follow.
Tatoos: A little there, some here.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Kim, mmmm yummy.
Overused Phraze: Soooo,K
FAVORITES
Food: Food!
Candy: Not that often, but Reese's peanut butter cup's
Number: 6 cause its my half of 69.
Color: Royal Purple
Animal: Cat
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: Ok
Bagel: Yummy
Letter: "F" cause it's the first letter in Fuck You.
Body Part on Opposite sex: All of the above and below.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke with my Jack and Pepsi with my Crown
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDee's Lettuce shits and Pickel Shits
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both
Kiss or Hug: Both please
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Fuckin Metal baby!!!
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Both please
YOUR...
Bedtime: When ever
Most Missed Memory: My family getting along.
Best phyiscal feature: Eye's
First Thought Waking Up: Where's my blowjob
Goal for this year: Happy
Best Friends: I don't really have "best friends" but Jill and Roadkill.
Weakness: Fake Boobies
Fears: Being where I was a year ago.
Heritage: Scottish-Welsh Danish, and German.
Longest relationship: 5 Years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes.
Ever Smoked: Yes.
Pot: Yes.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been beaten up: No, but good luck trying
Ever beaten someone up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: That's fuckin stupid, Yes!!
Been Dumped Lately: No.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't have one, as long as she has two of them.
Favorite Hair Color: Don't have one, just more hair than me.
Short or Long: Long
Height: I usually like them shorter than me.
Style: Whatever suits her best.
Looks or Personality: Both, please.
Hot or Cute Both, pretty please.
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs, Alcohol's cool just not more than me.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Happy with themselves
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I don't recall anything
What country do you want to Visit: Neitherlands
How do you want to Die: Burn me!
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes, tis the season ya know.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck yes.
Get along with your Parents: The one that's alive, yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Hell yes, I got a sexy bawdy!
Believe in Yourself: Yes!
Want to go to College: Yes!
Do you Smoke: Yes!
Do you Drink: Yes!
Shower Daily: Yes!
Been in Love: Yes, didn't use too.
Do you Sing: Yes!
Want to get Married: Yes!
Do you want Children: Maybe
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes, Evil and Evil doer.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: That was centuries ago.
Hate anyone: Yes, and you know who you are.
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You scored as Form II: Makashi. After Form I's proliferation as a saber combat technique, Form II or "Way of the Ysalamiri," came about as a means of lightsaber-to-lightsaber combat. It is described as being very elegant, powerful, and requiring extreme precision. The blade manipulation required for this form is very refined and requires much focus, but the results are extremely powerful.Count Dooku, from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, has mastered Form II to the highest degree, fighting with the precision built into the ancient technique.

Form II: Makashi


97%

Form VI: Niman


89%

Form VII: Juyo/ Vaapaad


81%

Form IV: Ataru


72%

Form V: Shien


69%

Form III: Soresu


56%
Which Lightsaber form would you use?
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
You have a Purple Lightsaber.Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity, independence, creativity, mystery, and magic. Purple denotes high spirituality and religious aspiration. Purple also represents Peacefulness and Purification. It also has a sense of intuitive understanding and a feeling of intimacy with the world.
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You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


95%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Hannibal Lecter


40%

Leatherface


30%

Candyman


20%

Jason Voorhees


20%

Michael Myers


20%

Buffalo Bill


20%

Captain Spaulding


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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I'd like to meet:


You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula


100%

Akasha


100%

Marius


75%

Angel


67%

Deacon Frost


67%

Blade


58%

Lestat


50%

Spike


50%

Armand


42%

Louis


8%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Were Born Under:
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.

You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster. What Year Were You Born Under?
You Are From Jupiter

You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness. Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions. Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom. Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that. If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice. What Planet Are You From?You have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Which Guitar Player Are You?


Yngwie Malmsteen
You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.
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My pirate name is: Iron Roger Read A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Heroes:

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What is your inner Demon?

Hell's fire
SATAN WALKS THE EARTH!!! SATAN IS HERE IN THE FORM OF... YOU!!! Hell's fire is the spawn or the even presence of the darkness ruler of hell. If you got this i bow to you oh great dark and evil one. [Zenhex wont let me add an image to this one for some stupid reason]
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What is your Paranormal gift?

Control of Fire
You're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, orange, and blue light. Be careful, though, you could set your friends, family, or even yourself on fire... try doing that to the enemies.
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You wield the Violet Lightsaber.This is truly a show of power, however it also shows your willingness to walk close on the path of the dark side. Master Windu used this color, his Vaapaad form nearly drove him to the dark side. But his control over such feelings gave him great strength. One who wields this color shows a willingness to try new things, and shows they are one not to mess with.
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Other uses for vodka

Hey all, What's up? You know all that alcohol you have left over sometimes after a party, and you've taken care of the hair of the dog, here is a few things you can do with, most people's least favor...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Everytime s...
Posted by Rich on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST