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Matthew

Jaws eat a helicopter this time.

About Me

When I roll up on them dubs, I'm a flirt.

My Interests

Cat Detective Stories Collecting Autographs Dogs in Costumes Dragons Firemen Calendars Mystical Wolves Rappin' Grannies Sexy Librarians Shoney's Spoonmantics Snorkeling Yo-Yo Dieting

Heroes:

Rick Dees

My Blog

Against my better judgment....

I will start taking more photographs immediately, in the same vein as the last worthwhile image I made:
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

Judge Mathis says...

When you cross women from Detroit, Atlanta, and DC, you get cut. When you cross women from Chicago and New York City, you get shot.I arrived safe and sound in Michigan this evening. Unlike Athens, the...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:46:00 PST

I look good in blue

It used to just be red and green, but now I think I look very good in blue shirts as well. At least in our tiny bathroom mirror. I am going to Michigan next weekend so I can lay on carpet in my barefe...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST

Let's sing Pink Floyd together...

It is nowhere near my top #5 favorite things to do, but singing along to Pink Floyd all by myself is very enjoyable indeed.
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST

Somewhere, out there...

Someone needs to show me around Athens, like the parks and bike trails and all the great stuff to do that doesn't revolve around music and/or alcohol. I've been here two months and feel like I don't k...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST

It's no good being nice, young, & naive...

BUT WE'RE TRYING!
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

It is true...

I changed my profile from "Children: I don't want children" to "Children: Undecided". Queue up, ladies!
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

So you want an Athens update??

I can't believe I've been neglecting this beautiful, beautiful blog thing. So much has happened the past month I've been living here and I've totally deprived my blog of the joy of knowing. Sorry blog...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST

You wouldn't call bald a hair color...

I made my soon-to-be-ex-co-workers cry this past Friday when I told them I would be leaving them. As usual, I was a total chicken shit and waited until the last possible minute to announce that I was ...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST

In about 2 weeks....

Athens, GA!
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:27:00 PST