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chrismyth

as he fell to the ground he looked me in the eye and he said i did not hit the crow and when he land

About Me

willing to take a punch from the boys in blue, 1968 flashbacker, perpetually trying to figure out what to do with my life, willing to crunch numbers for cash, willing to drink beers for free, recovering beer bong meat head, broadly educated in the liberal arts, frequently bored out of my fucking mind in richmond, ready to fuck shit up when option is presented, stockpiling dark meat stickers on the back porch, lefebvre anarchist, marx love, looking for a better way, wishing i was on the road with dmvl right fucking now, looking for a new town to move to, sometimes confused and frustrated, sometimes not, good for a good conversation most of the time, quick and slow witted, fun, former rabble rouser, sometimes drunk, delightful company, cluster bomb thinker, getting more tattoos soon, looking for friends in richmond to bowl and camp with, like to hang out on james river rocks,garage sale semi-expert, poop purveyor, enjoy tubing, snorkling, insanity for scrabble, jeopardy champion of my own damn self, highdive back slammer, drakkar sauna singer along toer, bad estimator of alcohol intake, variable data programmer, nervousness in unfamiliar environs, drunk itunes dj, music mastermindd of each universe, music procurement resourcefulness, dog player wither, pot and pan player, crack smoking fashion maker, dog patronizer, aa ad admirer, pinkerton is only pop album that is allowed to be played on repeat, bird/insane hybrid, seeking ways of master, budding cook of breads and southern graces at the oases, lightning bolt, cruncher of datasets, 90% ideas and 35% action, ... .last.fm profile mike in black shirt, me in purple shirt following bike stunts/accidents:.. type=".." src="http://del.icio.us/feeds/js/duter?..my%20del.icio.us;ic on;name;showadd".. .. my del.icio.us ..

My Interests

happy hour, www.flickr.com and look for kurisu77 for pix, del.icio.us/duter, late night hours, staying up late, waking up late, all the girls of the world, polaroid 600 photography, sunrise + dawn, geography, macaroons, resistance, dumpster diving, sloppy kisses, thrift store shopping, road trips across the heartland, social theory, compiling lists, listening to music, organizing my music collection, adult chewing gum, daily show, story telling, helping to motivate and strengthen dark meat, manic obessions, stickers, not balancing my bank account, documentaries, further theorizing my band 'high school sweetheart', reading and writing, embroidery floss, salvaging & collecting, archiving, putting my foot in my mouth, riding bikes, swimming, fireworks, bb guns, tight sweaters to show off my poochie, paint in all of its glorious forms, crayon sculpture, markers, being a dude, organizing boxes of crayon by color, felt, paint markers, baking, tater tots, playing online boggle, watching movies, watching seasons of tv shows in one sitting, political and general ranting, yellow card waving, planning stunts, cutting mylar with x-acto knives, children + animals who do not belong to me, ....IT, forgetting small chunks of the past while remembering vivid details of everything else, alpha hydroxy acids, external hard drives, picking up coins that are lying heads up, making online friends who teach me about music, drinking 3 liters of water per day, dark meat, campfire building, teaching cats new stunts and pyroteks, raking, data transfer, passports, shipping containers, billboard liberation, going on tour, catholic artwork, imaginary conversations with girls, hanging sculptures, melting things, candle wax, dolls, passion, my rock hard ass, sunflower seeds, justice, anarchism, diy,

I'd like to meet:

at this point, pretty much anyone. see above. also ana marie cox.

Music:

azangas and aziblogs, divorce, quintron + miss pussycat, lightning bolt, PEGASUSESSSESSESESES!!!!!, thuderbirds are now!, rex, wolf eyes, drakkar sauna, man man, low, the locust, DARKMEAT+VOMIT LASERS FAMILY BAND, magik markers, fraser & debolt, ramases, elizabeth cotten, elvish presley, wolfmother, tunnel of love, amon duul II, khanate, dot, vincebus eruptum, volcano, ho-ag, holy fuck, defiance ohio, white mice, weather, pleasurehorse, kylesa, pipes you see pipes you don't, melted men, colonel knowledge and the lickety splits, the instruments, the spinns, yaphet kotto, tall dwarfs, the blow, half japanese, this bike is a pipe bomb, soophie nun squad, beat happening, origin, zumm zumm, Siphium Blooms, calvin johnson, carrie nations, aloha, Cinemechanica, ghost mice, ahleuchatistas, the visitations, jucifer, spokane, olivia tremor control, brown frown, deerhoof, monitor, USAisamonster, okkervil river, sightings, eleventh dream day, come, propagandhi, high on fire, bablicon, black dice, mindflayer, noxagt, DeVotchKa, Fruit Bats, colin langenus, 63 crayons, D+, of montreal, kimya dawson, neutral milk hotel, pruient, joanna newsome, little wings, devendra, yume bitsu, spoon, grandaddy, goblin, white heaven, jackie-o motherfucker, madeline, cex, contraban, high school sweetheart, essex green, friends forever, fugazi, teen cthulu, oxes, mates of state, japancakes, elf power, drumhead, tyson meade, neutral milk hotel, Ghana Soundz volumes 1 and 2, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, freakwater, red red meat, holy modal rounders, loftus, macha, touched by a janitor, this machine kills, mammal, sin ropas, german oak, dub narcotic sound system, shannon wright, the sixth great lake, venetian snares, the minders, coulier, sleepy horses, q and not u, bedhead, black eyes, monoglot, pullman, m.i.a., public enemy, sage francis, mos def, gang of four, primitive calculators, the fugs, the frogs, fiery furnaces, emo summer, rocket from the crypt, dirty three, the coup, rachel's, mirah, rock*a*teens, tortoise, apples in stereo, prince, utah!, vampire belt, the walkmen, mu, hot snakes, hum, weezer, ho-ag, the gerbils, guyana punchline, the music tapes, the homosexuals, magnetic fields, hannah marcus, noxagt, the appleseed cast, afghan whigs, the capricorns, causey way, delgados, destroy all dreamers, for stars, orchid, oRSo, S, Carissa's Wierd, microphones, boyracer, dianogah, haymarket riot, small brown bike, stars, le tigre, camera obscura, ivy, chainsaw kittens, the raincoats, the slits, ESG, julie doiron, black mountain, for the dead in space, so young but so cold compilation, great lake swimmers, dressy bessy, sightings, dropdead, envy, sonic youth, the phantom limbs, fela kuti, mos def, stunt rock, mog stunt team, morsel, tenement halls, the body, nautical almanac, hair police, AIDS wolf, drive like jehu, the show is a rainbow, emporer x, son volt, trachtenburg family etc, silkworm, municipal waste, marissa nadler, arab on radar, wooden wand and vanishing voice, jandek, servotron, esoteric, bantam rooster, kill creek, akron/family, angels of light, high rise, cherry valence, unicorn hard on, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, des ark, regal sheets,

Movies:

me and you and everyone we know, palindromes, ken park, desperado, waking life, rashoman, el mariachi, bedhead, documentaries about cities, battle of algiers, storytelling, rushmore, dead man, city of god, THX1138, slacker, we interupt this empire, lone star, matewan, sunshine state, this is spinal tap, do the right thing, pecker, hedwig and the angry inch, friends forever, i 3 huckabees, fire walk with me, mulholland drive, army of darkness, dusk 'til dawn, michael moore's films, happiness, power of salad and milkshakes, napoleon dynamite, police academies 1 2 and 4, hamburger: the motion picture, Gavin McFlecker, dazed & confused, bedhead, the half-japanese documentary, but i'm a cheerleader, welcome to the dollhouse, life aquatic, the house of yes, big fish, being john malkovich, waiting for guffman, A DIRTY SHAME, The Power of Nightmares, hitler's hit parade, eraserhead, hamburger: the motion picture, etc.

Television:

twin peaks, simpsons, Daily Show, the state, arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, weeds, Extras, colbert

Books:

foucault, debord, lefebvre, deleuze, guattari, david harvey, marx... history of sexuality, discipline and punish, in place / out of place, camera lucida, a thousand plateaus, anti-oedipus, valley of the dolls, we are everywhere, fences and windows, no logo, the fate of place, the production of space, remembering the alamo, the body in pain, anything by piven and cloward, anything in the 'for beginners' series, naming the enemy, empire, multitude, seeing like a state, weapons of the weak, orientalism, condition of postmodernity, limits to capital, justice nature and the geography of difference, spaces of neoliberalism, the dictionary of human geography, the end of capitalism (as we knew it), in place / out of place, geographies of exclusion, don mitchell's cultural geography, mike crang's cultural geography, the archaeology of knowledge, negotiations, unholy trinity, the lie of the land, spaces of hope, image politics, society of the specatacle

Heroes:

Robert Rodriguez, Michel Foucault, Malcolm X, Bob Herbert, the people who made the underground railroad work, Gilles Deleuze, Don Mitchell, John Sayles, Rudolph Rocker, Cady Stanton, community gardeners, whoever figured out how to turn a pig into bacon, Michael Hardt, Larry David, dumpster divers, Ana Marie Cox, Tim Rutili, David Harvey, Emma Goldman, Chuck D, Guy Debord, Karl Marx, Henri Lefebvre

My Blog

teh return of my blog

fuck everything.
Posted by chrismyth on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

best friends day

looks totally awesome this year. any athenians or others gonna make it? fucking dropdead, this bike, kylesa, baronness, yada yada..AUGUST 16-19th 2007Best Friends!Thursday August 16th: Skateland5500 ...
Posted by chrismyth on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

asdfasdfsad

this is really it..
Posted by chrismyth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

inked

this is what happened to my arm friday night.  ..
Posted by chrismyth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

inked

this is what happened to my arm friday night.  ..
Posted by chrismyth on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

old habits die harder than bruce willis

been shootin some 'roidz on flickr other than that, yes!  woo!  springtime is roadical! new stencils, old polaroids, long walks. new soccer ball.  sore feet, nightly hamburgers an...
Posted by chrismyth on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

muppets take manhattan

dark meat made 2 nights in NYC and there were no arrests or deaths, as far as i know.  barnard's student event center will forever be laden with glitter glue, sticky stars, crushed crayons and sm...
Posted by chrismyth on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

athens saturday

look for the birthday version of me saturday night.  unlike my other meticulously planned trips, this is one in which i'll be flying by the shit in my pants so help me out. 
Posted by chrismyth on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

true things i heard

sometimes you hear things and they are good and sometimes those things are in your own damn head and that shit is cool becaue you don't gotta try and explain it to your mom or housemate or that bitch ...
Posted by chrismyth on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

sorry..

...but this is awesome - trace any number!  DO NOT USE THIS AT WORK!!!!! http://www.phonetrace.org/  ...
Posted by chrismyth on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST