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13JustJoe13

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like my Metal Heavy, and my Marlboros Light.
My Women Hot and my Beer Ice Cold,.
A Really Fast Car and my Whiskey Old..

King Diamond: Recognize Motherfuckers!

My Interests

Keeping my car running w/o giving my right arm to a mechanic, Getting my Bike to not leak gas :), Working, Sleeping, Keeping my computer from Bursting into flames, Staying bent on world domination, Wookin' pa nub, in allll the wrongplaces :-D
My average day at work:

I'd like to meet:

Blue (or red, or green or pink, etc) haired, tattooed, pierced, bubblegum chewing freaky chicks who can dance in 6" heels. But I'll settle for true people with minimal drama. Positive people who have something to say, not just something to show. People who believe you CAN live out a Bon Jovi song, no matter how fucked up life gets. :)
And her:

Music:

hmmmmm... so many King Diamond, The Misfits, 80s cheese rock (Twisted Sister!!), 80s New wave, goth, punk, post punk, post goth, post post, Post Cereal, electro, synthpop, industrial, METAL, Motley Crue, Social D, Testament, Ministry, NiN, Dr. Demento, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, WASP, Type O, Life of Agony, Clutch, your mother, Crazy Al farting on a snare drum. So many more, I can just keeeeeep going...

Movies:

I'm not positive what the Greatest movies are, so far I think its a 47 way tie. Some of the best include: Lost Boys, Breakfast Club (Or any Hughes film up to and including Uncle Buck),ANything Kevin Smith, 12 Angry Men, The Wizard of Oz, Goonies, Joe Dirt, among others. Come browse my dvd collection.
Some characters who have shaped me :)

Television:

I'm not big on TV. The only show I watch religiously is The Sopranos. Other than that, when I do watch, it's usually Monster Garage, Trading Spaces, or before bed Court TV for the true-crime, detective, and forensic shows. Also any flavor of Law and Order. I think they put subliminal messages in that show, and the bastards put them on one after the other, once they have me, I'm done, you can stick a fork in me.The Family Guy is the best thing EVER.

Books:



+ The Dark Tower Series
~Stephen King
+ The Alienist
~Caleb Carr
+ Pissing in the Gene Pool
~Henry Rollins
+ The DaVinci Code
~Dan Brown
+ Harry Potter Series
~J.K. Rowling
+ Wicked, Son of a Witch
~Gregory Maguire
+ The Vampire Chronicals
~Anne Rice
+ The Complete Sherlock Holmes
~Arthur Conan Doyle
+ A Series of Unfortunate Events
~Lemony Snicket

Heroes:

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

My Blog

Sometimes it’s not worth gnawing through the straps in the morning....

What a weekend, for good and for bad. My Friday started out pretty shitty, I spilled an entire cup of coffee in my lap, drenching everything I was wearing except my socks.  Nikki came to my resc...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

For Love or Money?

My cousin emailed me this. This is supposedly a real craigslist posting.  Granted my GF is a hotty, and I am not a wealthy man, but somehow we're both perfectly happy with our arrangement. I supp...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

Bloggity Blog Blog

TOday is a good day. It's pants weather. But not too cold. It's a jewish holiday, I work for a Jewish Company, but here I am, I had ot go to a local customer site, so I took the bike. It's perfect dri...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST

Check out this event: DJ JUST JOE

Hosted By: Joe RickertWhen: Friday Sep 07, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: axis lounge316 19th streetCarlstadt, NJ 07072United StatesDescription:Joe Rickert Click Here To View Event...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:11:00 PST

Poor parenting makes beggars out of kids

I have a problem with people who beg money.  Not real beggars, per se, but the ones you KNOW are faking it.  If a guy reeks, and looks like he's shit his pants last wednesday, I'll reach int...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST

Big Doins in Joe-Land

I've been conspicuously away from the 'Space for a bit, theres been some turbulence in my otherwise stress free existance.  Some good, some not so good.  I've been without wheels for a bit, ...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:32:00 PST

Insurance, doctors and quackery

Let me start off by saying,  Fuck Doctors, Fuck insurance.  What the fuck is the point of me having a stable job with insurance, when in the rare event I get sick enough to require a doctor...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

Flip Flops, Slides, And Air Jesus's

My distaste for flip-flops is, by now, well renowned.  to recap for those out of the know, here is a crash course in what is becoming a very complicated hatred.  1. Flip flops are not prope...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

MANLAWS

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jol...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

Freak(frek): noun: a person that is markedly unusual or deformed

Welcome to the NEW FREAKY WORKSHOP.   So I had a fire lit under my ass to get off it and get some sideshow work done.  While others dreamed about becoming president I dreamed of freaking t...
Posted by 13JustJoe13 on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST