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~*Miss Heather*~

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

When caught between two evils, I generally like to take the one I never tried. I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

My Interests

Friends, Flea market/antique shopping, Voodoo objects, Coffee, the Zoo, Juke boxes, SHRUNKEN HEADS....give me shrunken heads dammit!!!, um... Playing pool no matter how bad I am at it, Imperfections, My man, Carnivals, Circus, Sideshows, Taking naps on a sunday, Old movies, gardening, the occasional beer...or two...or three..., Guns, Tattoos, Banana splits, Oddities and curiosities, Goin' to shows, Popcorn with extra butter, Burlesque, Whiskey in a tea cup, Honesty and loyalty, Good conversations, Lots of mischief, and Random adventures...and all the simple things in life. Anything retro/vintage spooky/Halloween oriented, or involving Pirates... Shit-talking and finger-pointing. I'm not gonna lie...I'm sure you like it too. Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

I'd like to meet:

People who have a sense of humor and like to have fun. Anyone that doesn't have more baggage then they care to ram up their own ass!

Music:

THE CRAMPS, Helen Kane, Frank Sinatra, THE DAMNED, The Pogues, Marlene Dietrich, Mae West, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Roy Orbison, Billy Holiday, Bauhaus, Guns n' Roses, Tom Lehrer, Oingo Boingo, Zacherly (Vote for him!), DEVO, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Stooges, TOM WAITS, all the halloween music that I've ever heard, Patsy Cline, Dean Martin, The Clash, Subhumans, The Ghastly Ones, Ramones, Circle Jerks, and a million more bands and people...BlaH BlAh bLah...BLah bLAh... ...BlaH BlAh bLah...

Movies:

The Wolfman, Last Man on Earth, Santa Sangre, Arsenic and Old Lace, Straight To Hell, Six String Samuri, YELLOWBEARD, Popeye , Young Frankenstein, The Evil Dead movies, Bubba Ho Tep, Great Balls of Fire, High Fidelity, Spider Baby, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Dead Alive, Freaks, Forbidden Zone, Beetlejuice, and Munster's Go Home! I like old black & white movies...classic horror...Pirates of the Carribean Casablanca Harvey Elvira

Television:


You're Lily, the vampire and daughter of grandpa.
You're a kind and loving person with a dark
humor. You are sweet, understanding, and a
peacemaker. Even though others may think you
look odd or say weird things, You're still a
good person at heart.

What Character from The Munsters are you?
brought to you by Quizilla THE MUNSTERS!!!!! I like The Three Stooges...Twilight Zone, Family Guy, Ren & Stimpy, Carnivale, Rescue Me and Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Books:

The Way You Wear Your Hat, Hollywood Babylon (I and II),Water for Elephants, Shocked and Amazed, Cash

Heroes:

The Munster's, Elvira, Deadboy, Mae West, and the person who invented the automatic butter pump for popcorn...you're the wind beneath my wings. I'm pretty sure that these people are responsible for making me the person I am today. If you have any complaints,take it up with them.

My Blog

Lamb born with 7 legs in New Zealand

A seven-legged lamb is pictured on a farm in Methven, New Zealand, on July 31. Veterinarian Steve Williams said he believed a misprint in embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydacty...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

My last wish before I push up the daisys...

Honestly, I don't think I can die happy unless...I've had a monkey, riding a dog, deliever me a burrito. It's sad, but oh so true.
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mornings...

This is pretty much how my mornings go.Blah...I'm not awake...uhhh...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flea circus attacks owner!

From the Weekly World News... FLEA CIRCUS ATTACKS OWNER 'I thought they were going to eat me alive' - stunned trainer A FLEA circus trainer was rushed to the hospital after his performing fle...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Docs remove unicycle from 590-pound clown's butt!

Check out this story from the Weekly World News... YEE-OUCH! DOCS REMOVE UNICYCLE FROM 590-POUND CLOWN'S BUTT By RICK PINCHER Doctors removed a full-size unicycle from a 590- pound cir...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ever wanted to make fun of me? Well, now you can!!!

* Making fun of me is allowed as previously stated. However, doing it, will in no way excuse you from an ass kicking. I know my friends too well.... fill this out: AM I... 1. Quiet or loud?: 2...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And I thought it was just the drugs...

The Hundred Acre Woods sees a shrink... Pooh -- Most striking is his Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, inattentive subtype. We had some debate about whether Pooh might also demonstrate ...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tiny insects...in my head...

Tiny insects in my hair Tiny insects everywhere Tiny insects in my pants Watching insects make romance Insects make me make me want to dance dance dance They make want to dance . . . Flyin...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jesus & Elvis

From The Rev. 'cos he's cool like that.... Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956) Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybil Shep...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where would I kick you?

Where would I kick you?The face!So much for that nose job....Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. ...
Posted by ~*Miss Heather*~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST