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This Old Hauser

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About Me

I like to drink and smoke and tell funny stories about my failures in life. Or yours. Or Paul's.

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My Interests

Non-spiritual enlightenment.

I'd like to meet:

Thorf Anderson

Music:

My Cholesterol Romance, I Love You But I've Chosen Heart Disease

Movies:

Just ask me. I've lost more years to movies than booze.

Television:

Currently: Battlestar Galactica, Metalocalypse, Dirty Jobs, Good Eats, Wine Library TV, Iron Chef (Japanese), Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives (despite the douchey-stuck-in-the-early-nineties-'that's so money'-host), No Reservations, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Boiling Point, The F-Word, Hell's Kitchen, Esteban on QVC

Books:

Rick Bayless's Mexican Kitchen, Les Halles Cookbook, CIA: The New Professional Chef, The Elements of Typographic Style, The Crying of Lot 49, The Citadel of Chaos, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain, Choke, Good & Evil, The Place of Dead Roads, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, The Fall, The Great Gatsby, Breakfast of Champions, The Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal, Brief Conversations with Hideous Men, Tropic of Cancer, A Wrinkle In Time

Heroes:

Paul Langlois, Old Man Langlois, Thomas Novelli, Tom Waits, Mike Rowe, Carl Sagan, Thomas Pynchon, Bill Samuels Sr. & Jr., (Pre-Stanhope '08) Doug Stanhope, Richard Dawkins, Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan, Martin Star, Werner Herzog, Vay-Ner-Chuk