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Yogurt Rifle

Lights on, no one home...

About Me

sarcastic, dRuNk, asshole, real nice fella, honest, cruel, kind, cronic masturbater,BLACK LABEL SKATEBOARDS, torture, black panthers, gin, I really love corn (it's the see ya later food), drugs, gay bars, punk rockers, POORHOUSE SKATEBOARDS, lowered pinto station wagons, snuff flicks, cowboys, and steer dick. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

sleep, death, drugs, murder, fecal matter, snot, food on a stick, bodily fluids, whiskey, gin, sin, people who rub it in

I'd like to meet:

my mommy, and other assorted drug dealers, pimps, prostitutes, losers, born again christians, pirates, drunks and down n' outs, nazi's (they had the cutest uniforms), people with acne, people that are angry, people that are happy, people that are sad, suicidal, brainless, hopeless, dickless, intelligent, stupid, gay, straight, no creativity, and someone that can REALLY absolve me of all my sins.

Music:

Right Said Fred, Easy Listening, Hard Listening, and everything in between...I hope Carrot Top becomes a vocalist

Movies:

Up Her White Butt part 3, Pink Flamingo's, anything starring Eddie Deezen or Carrot Top

Television:

Small Wonder, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Grape Ape, Super Chicken

Books:

ones with pretty pictures and the kind that you can pet.

Heroes:

me, myself and I

My Blog

Nostril hair

I think I had one, I'm not sure but I cried. This totally sucks. Circus Peanuts are okay, contrary to popular belief.
Posted by Yogurt Rifle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pathetic but true

As I was sitting around half cocked one night I decided to start investigating my ol' field "psychology"...this was the resource that I found. No wonder why I quit! Mental illness or a psychologica...
Posted by Yogurt Rifle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Come here....

"If all of humanity had just one neck, I'd love to wrap my hands around it and strangle it"
Posted by Yogurt Rifle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death...

People over 30 should be dead.Here's why .According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survi...
Posted by Yogurt Rifle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hi

Well, I am back from Palau, Korea, Hong Kong, Singapore, Taiwan, Mexico and am now in New York. Happy Cinco De Mayo (That's May 5th). I am tired and I want to sleep, but I think my body just doesn't d...
Posted by Yogurt Rifle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST