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Charlene

I've gotta clean out my underwear drawer!

About Me


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Curvy gal with a razor sharp tongue that drips with sarcasm and dorky jokes. Unfortunately, I run on instinct and feelings. My intellect catches up with me later. I strive for balance between professionalism, reliability, responsibility vs. jack-assery & slackery. A bundle of wit and cockiness mixed with warmth and passion. I can cook. I can drink. I can hug. I can punch. I can burp loud. I can cuss like a truck driver. I can be a dork. I can dance. I can fight. I can tell it like it is. I'm a music snob. I'm a picture whore. I'm animated. I'm a loving mommy. I'm a dance teacher. I'm a schmoozer. I'm narcissistic. I'm the pain in the ass you're afraid to admit that you need in your life! Constant duality of Good & EVIL. Lover of Children's Books & EROTIC ART. Stubborn yet WILLING. Patient yet EDGY.

My Interests

**my son Christian, my friends, my family, useless music knowledge, admiration for single parents, finding balance, hiking (no, really I do go hiking) hugging, kissing, fighting, spitting, learning, getting it on and banging the gong, kicking, licking, petting, whining, throwing fits, being sarcastic, dorks, Lakers, loud music, live shows, irony, looking like I am interested in what you're talking about, Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum, Malibu Rum, Bacardi Raz, Fernet Branca (thee liquid reefer!), Orange Muscat, all forms of dance (except the 2-step & that hardcore crap...no, that's not considered dancing), photography, children, cooking, bowling, roller skating, 80's pop culture, people watching, pedicures, beef jerky, dancing on stage/in a studio/or in my living room, Jumbo's Clownroom , Crazy Girls, crashing on your couch, the beach, the moon, the rain, the stars, sushi, ink, fishnets, dark lipsticks, astrology, KING TACO, Joffrey Ballet, erotic art, music snobs, Karma, picture whores, making it a Blockbuster night, Vegas, camping, Magic Mountain, The Beatles, movies, staying in, chivalry, monster trucks, making fun of the current hip-hop culture, egg nog lattes (yummy), cooking you dinner, chewing you up and spitting you out!!

I'd like to meet:

SEEKING A FRIEND...FOR THE END OF THE WORLD.

Music:

I'm a total music snob. Chances are, I hate the bands that you like. And since there are far too many to name, I'll list the genres I like instead: ROCK!! 80's METAL, INDUSTRIAL, GOTH, GLAM, OLD SKOOL PUNK, SHOEGAZE, FUNKY HOUSE, DEEP HOUSE, GHETTO TECH, DARK AMBIENT, DARK WAVE, NO WAVE, AMBIENT DUB, BREAKS, TRIP HOP, DRUM'N BASS, MINIMALISM, 80's DISCO/ITALIO, 80's & 70'S POP, NEW WAVE-80'S SYNTHPOP, 70's ELECTRO FUNK, JAZZ, BLUES, OLD SCHOOL RAP, MARIACHI MUSIC

Movies:

Urban Cowboy, Cars, Borat, The Hills Have Eyes (new version), Winged Migration, Team America, Little Miss Sunshine, Thank You For Smoking, Fear of a Black Hat, Bowling for Columbine, Jackass 1 & 2, Hi-Fidelity, Requiem For A Dream, Foxes, Spun, Dirty Work, Animal House, Fast Times, Up In Smoke, Virgin Suicides, Made, Evil Dead 2, 3 O'clock High, The Last American Virgin, 40 Year Old Virgin, Valley Girl, Friday, 21 Grams, Quills, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, The Ramones-End of The Century, Coffee & Cigarettes, Beat Street, The Warriors, Swingers, Election, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, The Incredibles, Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Office Space, Clerks, Goodfellas, Purple Rain, 16 Candles, Shaun of the Dead, Spike & Mike Sick & Twisted Cartoons, Lenny, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clockwork Orange, The Company, All 6 Star Wars movies, Heavy Metal, The Departed

Television:

FAMILY GUY, The Simpsons, Lost, Law & Order, ER, Scrubs, Real Sex, Cathouse, Howard Stern, South Park, Max X, MXC, Wildboys, Jackass, VH-1 Classic Channel, Discovery Health, Food Network, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Mr. Show, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Business, The Price is Right, Jack & Bobby, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, My Name Is Earl, Weeds, Sex Inspectors...GUILTY PLEASURES INCLUDE: American Idol, Friends, Wil & Grace, 1982 - 1984 Solid Gold

Books:

"Killing Yourself To Live" & "Sex, Drugs, and CoCo Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, "The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" by Marilyn Manson, Sexual Astrology, He's Just Not That Into You, Biography of Bob Fosse, "Arabat" by Clive Barker, Nietzsche-The Birth of Tragedy (it puts me to sleep). Magazines: Blender, Rolling Stone, AP, Maxim, High Times, Tattoo, Family Circle, Shape, Dance Teacher

Heroes:

My parents, My Son, The Joffrey Ballet, The Beatles, Bugs Bunny and any single parent who can afford to buy a home in Southern California.

My Blog

Ouch!

that hurts!
Posted by Charlene on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

Love...

does exist...but only moment to moment. Love is not forever. -Dave Navarro   (Yeah, I know...I quoted Dave Navarro...what of it?!)...
Posted by Charlene on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST

RIP

Disco D
Posted by Charlene on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

On the wagon...

for a month.Good bye fog!Hello clarity!!
Posted by Charlene on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

Huge Cock

If you love yourself some Pixies, Cure, Cult...then you'll love these cool kittens: The New Star No StarADD THEM NOW, DAMN IT!! Stay cool, baby! Oh yeah....sorry, no huge cock here....
Posted by Charlene on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST

Hooray for friends!

I'm the luckiest girl in the world cuz I have such wonderful friends in my life! Me and my long time friend, Brian :)Me and my girl, Cristina :)Me and my long time girl, Raechel :)Me and my prete...
Posted by Charlene on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Boobs

Thanks, David! ...
Posted by Charlene on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:47:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me

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Posted by Charlene on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:01:00 PST

and it feels so good...

Gave my notice at work today. Moving on up! I'm oh so very excited! 
Posted by Charlene on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:59:00 PST

She got legs...

    shot by fstop
Posted by Charlene on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST