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About Me

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Umm... Should I be taking pictures of myself in a thong to post or something? It seems to be what most of you knutty kids are doin'.
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I'm a nice, sweet guy. A jaded-optimist (I see the glass as needing a better scrubbing next time it's washed, which would give you the chance to fill it all the way up while you're at the sink.) I have a weird sense of humor and see the funny side of something right away and laugh at it even though it may not be proper just yet. I think I'm funny, yet it's mainly me that giggles at my jokes. I'm independent, I don't like to ask for help unless I really need it, or if it's a way to meet a woman I'm sweet on. Sometimes I'm a hermit and I just like to spend time by myself and get caught up on stuff at home. Okay, I'll admit it damn it! Hi, my name is Jon, and I'm an Introvert . There now, are you happy?
I'm a conforming non-conformist; I don't like to do stuff just because it's popular, yet I'll sometimes join in just because it's what I normally wouldn't do. I'm such an unpredictable bastard sometimes. I like to dance even though I can't really dance, but if I'm having fun then I don't care how stoopud I look. Sometimes I'll just jump up and down, and since I'm only 5'6" there's little chance I'll knock myself out on a light fixture (That whole jaded-optimist thing again).
I don't like to complain and I won't make time for those that do mostly that. If there's something wrong, make it right if it's worth the effort or move on.
Sometimes I'm a flirt. Sometimes I'm blunt. I ain't gonna dance around the issue or waste time with mind games, buddy. Come out with it. What do you want? What's the motivation?
I respect your space, your rights, your indisputable needs, but if it's something you just want then it's open to debate if I'll bother to care.
If I ever found God,
I'd sue the jerk.
I'll stomp on ants in the house, yet I'll go out of my way not to step on them if I'm outside away from a residence. Spiders are your friends, they eat the bugs you really don't want around. So leave them alone, and for the love of Steve, stop that freakin' out; you have a lot more disgusting things crawling on your body (they're just too small to see). Hey, where are you going?
I really appreciate women. Thanks for putting up with us men; you're just great. No, really. If you're not into guys and want to kiss that other girl, you go right ahead.
If I like the song or album, I will play it over and over and over and over while I get on with other things and it helps me to concentrate.
I don't think the world revolves around me, we're just slowly falling into the Sun. Are you going out dressed like that?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Yeah, I like meat: buffalo, chicken, turkey, cornish game hens, pork, ham (well, most of the soft tissue bits of a pig), beef, lamb *yumm*. I tried crocodile once at one of those outdoor street festivals, but it seemed overcooked and I think it may have really been chicken, or maybe pigeon/squab.
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Okay, but seriously.

Anyone who's happy with who they are, and have respect for others. Good conversation. Those who don't require inebriation to enjoy themselves, yet there's nothing wrong enjoying yourself while being responsable with the chemicals you ingest. At least that's what all those legally required public service ads on TV say. Yeah, school is cool.

My ideal woman: I'd be able to look her in the eyes and see she loved me unconditionally and she would giggle knowingly by my impish grin that I was about to tickle her, or do something... more involved.
She has to like cuddling with me and making out, even if it's not followed by sex. But if we don't need to leave for another thirty minutes, there's nothing wrong with a quicky, I promise not to mess up your hair, but I make no promises about the lipstick.
She shouldn't mind showing affection regardless of where we are; I know your grandparents are in the next room, but if we don't make a little noise they might worry about not having grandchildren.
She must have rhythm and be musical in some way, even if it's just singing along with her favorite songs and she gets the harmony almost right. She wouldn't take crap from anyone, especially me, she'd know when I really needed a hug and I need a good cry and poke fun at me when I was being stoopud or petty and reward me with kisses for coming back to reality. I really like a woman with full hips, yet it's not a requirement; all you ladies are sexy in some way or other.
Play games all sorts. She must be kind, she must be witty; very sweet and fairly pretty... If she won't scold and dominate me, I will never give her cause to hate me. Take me on outings, give me treats. Sing songs, bring sweets. Never be cross or cruel, never feed me castor oil, or gruel.
If we had kids, she'd agree that they were our primary concern. At least until they were 17, then they'd be old enough to ignore and remind the know-it-all upstarts they're moving out soon & the free food and board is over.
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While you're here you may want to play with my virtual pet, Fluffy. Say, "Hi," to the nice cyber-person, Fluffy.
Fluffy? Fluffy...
Fluffy! FLUFFY!!

WTF!?!

Who the Hell Killed My Fluffy!?!

**sob** Fuffy! Oh, God... Fluffy... **sob**

Fluffy...

My Blog

Transition of Venue

Alas, no more mySpace blogging, not that I've done that many. I'm moving over to:http://wheninreme.blogspot.comI've had the Blogger account since 2005 but didn't do much with it. I plan to go through ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:55:00 GMT

Netflix Family Time!

I'm very pleased with myself. Quite pleased with myself in fact.I just got my two Netflix movies today, and they are Season One of The Tudors & Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Ahh, it's like some kind of l...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Massive Blackout in Florida Due To Reactor Failure

Go here for the story:http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5itYOY5NFSYCX_bmQ5O LtlKnATt5QThe first thing that came to mind was Scotty yelling, "She cahn't take it much longer!!"
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Zelda - Phantom Hourglass

Been playing the new Zelda Game, Phantom Hourglass in Battle Mode a bit. Up for a face-off? My Friend code is: 343711940944Tired of playing some li'l bastard that skips out as soon as I start to win t...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:14:00 GMT

Don't F* with the bunny or it will F* You

Make Love Not War:Cat vs. Bunny Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:42:00 GMT

Tourism in Michigan fell 26% for some reason

Remember people; The seven signs of terrorist activity, according to a Michigan State Police training video are: Surveillance Elicitation Tests of security Acquiring suppli...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 20:03:00 GMT

If you Really Loved me...

You'd buy me a Book or CD.http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/104-92784 68-2893502?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=3NDF4HIB3A2LQ
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:59:00 GMT

Worlds Smallest PONG Game

This is just plane keen.http://www.guimp.com/pong.htmlHold down the arrow UP ^ & DOWN v buttons (don't tap rapidly, hold them down...) to move your "paddle".
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:34:00 GMT

Where's my lute, damn-it?

My score on The Which D & D Class am I Test:Bard(You scored 55 Holy, 66 Tactful, 100 Natural, and 65 Arcane!) Well hellooooo Mr. Fancy-Pants. Aren't you just something special? You can do everythin...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:59:00 GMT

Net Neutrality explained in the "Daily Show"

The Daily Show revisits the issue of network neutrality. Featuring John "Im a PC" Hodgman, who explains the issue for us. FIGHT FOR A FREE INTERNET AND NET NEUTRALITY:VISIT:- www.savetheinter...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:19:00 GMT