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About Me

A few random facts you may or may not want to know about me:
- I play the guitar (because I cant sing or dance)
- I snore (just roll me over and I'll stop)
- I call EVERYONE (guys AND girls) "Dude" when I'm drunk
- I'm kind of shy and quiet at first, but after we get to know each other, I warm up nicely
- I wear size 12 shoes. You know what they say about guys with big feet, don't you??? We wear big socks... (I thought it was funny anyway...)
- I don't talk much, but I am a very good listener
- I once benchpressed 295 lbs. 3 times in a row. But then I couldn't do 305 because I was too tired...
- I make the best homemade chocolate chip cookies you will ever eat
- I am one of those people you hated in school who never studied for a test, but usually got As and Bs
- I would rather buy paper plates and cups for the rest of my life than have to wash dishes
- I am a certified forklift trainer and operator (let me know if you want to learn)
- I am a smart-ass
- I very rarely give out my phone number unless I really want to talk to you
- Although I have been detained by the police (on more than 1 occasion, in 2 different countries), I have never been arrested
- I can burp on command (REALLY good ones, too)
- I like "That 70s Show" much more than I probably should
- Whenever I get in the driver seat of a car thats automatic, I always try to go for the clutch with my left foot before I turn the key on
- I love sarcasm
- I am spending way too much time doing this when I should be working
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darryl
Birthday: Jan. 13, 1975
Birthplace: Monterey Park, CA
Current Location: Cerritos, CA
Eye Color: Besides being red from drinking too much this weekend, they're blue...
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (I can't even pick my nose with my left hand)
Your Heritage: AMERICAN!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dox. Same as every day.
Your Weakness: Redheads
Your Fears: Birds (seriously) and needles (just ask my tattoo guy)
Your Perfect Pizza: One with a lot of meat and cheese, but no fat or grease (good luck with that)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a band to play in, Save up to buy a motorcycle (preferably a Harley...)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes, mom...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Fishing with my grandpa (R.I.P Gramps)
Pepsi or Coke: 7 & 7
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's baby!!! $1 Double Cheeseburgers. (I can pound about 4 of em... lol)
Single or Group Dates: Whatever man
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Occasionally. (There seem to be more "occasions" lately, though...)
Do you Swear: As often as possible...
Do you Sing: That's why I play the guitar, because I can't sing or dance...
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Went to JC for 2 yrs.
Do you want to get Married: No. Made that mistake once.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess... Does anyone else think so???
Are you a Health Freak: I like to think so, but my body doesn't
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but I don't like the rain
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Guitar. I have also played the piano, saxophone, drums, and bass in the past.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ohhhhhhh yeah...
In the past month have you Smoked: *cough cough* Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: It's gotta be 4:20 somewhere...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Date??? What's a date???
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not by choice...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who is Sushi???
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. Fully clothed. (Sorry ladies...)
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Does right now count???
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Of a heart attack, while in bed with 3 girls
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A cowboy. Just nowhere near Brokeback Mtn.
What country would you most like to Visit: England or Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any, as long as you have 2
Favourite Hair Color: RED!!!
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Me - 5' 11". You - Preferably shorter than me, but not a must
Weight: Me - About 215 lbs. You - As long as I can give you a piggy back ride without busting a nut, everything will be just fine
Best Clothing Style: Me - Dickies and a wifebeater, You - Your birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me - I'm not sure if I have enough brain cells left to answer this question, You - Doesn't matter, as long as they are not drugs to cure STD's
Number of CDs I own: Me - A lot. You - A lot
Number of Piercings: Me - 3, You - If it takes 2 hands to count them, then you have too many piercings on your hands
Number of Tattoos: Me - 4, You - If I can't tell when you're naked, that's too many
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests


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Drinking, playing guitar, playing sports (basketball, football, baseball/softball, pool, bowling, Ive tried golf but I sucked), drinking, watching sports, working out, drinking, playing X-Box, getting tattoos/piercings (except I almost pass out every time I get tatted or pierced ha ha), strippers, having entire conversations using nothing but movie quotes, did I mention drinking??? ha ha

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I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Jim Morrison (good luck with all 3...) I would also like to meet Michael Moore and tell him what a great job he is doing. *cough cough* (Sorry Dane, there is no sarcasm font...) I would also love to meet Danny Bonaduce and hang out with him for an evening. No matter what we did or where we went, I'm sure it would be a CRAZY ride...

Other than that, I would like to meet cool people (guys or girls) to hang out and party with and maybe a band that's looking for a guitar player...

Music:

Jimi Hendrix (of course), Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Santana, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Van Halen, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Metallica, Godsmack, Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Nine Inch Nails, Social D, David Bowie, U2, John Mayer (who is defintely A LOT better guitar player than he gets credit for), Bon Jovi, Lenny Kravitz, Kid Rock, Creed (yes, I said Creed), INXS, 80's hair bands... The list goes on and on...

Country music makes me want to get in my pickup truck with the gun rack in the back window and take a long drive off a short cliff...

Rap makes me want to smoke a blunt, slap a ho, and then pop a cap in my own ass...

Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Social Distortion - Story Of My Life
Waking up: Jackyl - Down On Me
Average day: Stone Temple Pilots - Days Of The Week
First date: Led Zeppelin - Over The Hills And Far Away
Falling in love: Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
Love scene: Pearl Jam - Black
Fight scene: Alice In Chains - Sea Of Sorrow
Breaking up: Guns N Roses - November Rain
Getting back together: Kid Rock - Baby Come Home
Secret love: Bon Jovi - Bed Of Roses
Life's okay: Van Halen - Right Now
Mental breakdown: Velvet Revolver - Fall To Pieces
Driving: Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive
Learning a lesson: Alanniss Morissette - You Learn
Deep thought: Alice In Chains - Whale And Wasp
Flashback: Stevie Ray Vaughn - Life By The Drop
Partying: KISS - Rock And Roll All Nite
Happy dance: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Aeroplane
Regreting: Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days
Long night alone: Audioslave - Getaway Car
Death scene: Stevie Ray Vaughn - The Sky Is Crying
Closing credits: Van Halen - Respect The Wind
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Movies:

Too many to list... Here are a few quotes (See if you can guess what movies they are from):
"One of my crew got himself perished... Someone stuck his blades in all his major organs, in alphabetical order."
"Women pay me to give them pleasure..."
"The continuum transfunctioner is a mysterious and powerful object. And it's mystery is exceeded only by its power..."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die..."
"These are not the droids you are looking for..."
"A census taker tried to test me... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti..."
"Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
"Claudia... You've been a very naughty little girl"
"Mini Me... Stop humping the "laser". Why don't you and the "laser" get a frickin' room..."
"I just like to smile... Smiling's my favorite..."
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... Nobody!!!"
"You're my boy Blue!!!"
"The bet is $20. You have to have carnal knowledge, of a lady this time, on the premesis."
"Which do you think is more exciting...having sex or stealing cars???"
"A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush... I have no bird, I have no bush... God has taken my bird and my bush..."

Television:

That 70's Show, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Rescue Me, King of the Hill, Mythbusters, The Surreal Life, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Reruns of past shows: Cheers, Three's Company, The Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island

Old-School Cartoons (Most of the cartoons that are on now are CRAP!!!): Tom & Jerry, Woody Woodpecker, Popeye, Bugs Bunny (You know you GOTTA stop and watch when you find one...)

I watch WAY too much TV!!! lol

Books:

If people find out I can read... My reputation will be shot to hell!!!

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