Tommy OD live 3/25/08 GETCHA POPCORN READY!!!!
BANNED FROM UNCLE VINNIE'S!
THE PERFECT STORMI had already accomplished so much in such a small time in my life. I retired from the porn business at the age of 13 when my uncle's basement was raided by the police. From there I lived another dream when I became an international drug mule for the Columbians, but severe anal leakage and an allergy to latex made me yet again change course. I studied quantam physics and criminal law for a while. I was accepted to Yale Univeristy, but turned it down to pursue my dream of being a male stripper. I became an overnight sensation, working the pole and lapdancing my way around the country. I was a star on the rise, my stage name was "Tommy the Salami Tsunami," I was voted Mr. Applebottoms 2005, the main attraction at Strippapalooza, and most of all I was following in my Grandmas footsteps. She was a stripper as well as her mother and her mother too. My great grandmother invented the Cleveland Steamer and the Booty Clap back in 1897. That dream was taken away from me in an instant. I was doing a donkey show down in Tiajuana. Everything was going great until the donkey's penis got caught under my roller skate and I fell off the stage. My knee was never the same and I was forced to hang up my assless chaps. For a while after that I had no goals, ambitions, self esteem, money, or dreams left. I felt like a one legged man at a cock sucking contest for quite a while, but I got over it. If I'm not out in the Hamptons poppin bottles with Diddy these days I'm most likely making it rain, doing work out in the streets, turning tricks, and running all types of shennanigans. I've become an entrepenuer and started up meth labs throughout the nation and set up a scholarship fund to help todays youth get ahead in life. In my spare time I read books to deaf kids and even teach blind children how to drive. I've written many self help books including "Home Abortions for Dummies" and "A Finger in the Ass is Worth Two in the Bush" I've started a company where we sell pubic hair extensions, a gum for homosexuals to stop sucking penis called Dickorette, an anal suppository called Herbal Gerbil, a doll for children called Sally Spitsalot, and so many more products. I have a romantic side as well now. I love pregnant amputees, who like long walks (if they can walk) through the projects, and ass to mouth against a nearby dumpster. I like to write poetry, andI love drinking 40's when I'm in the hood and my favorite foods are pizza and pussy. If you need to know anything else just holla at a playa!
Eli "The Rainmaker" Manning....SuperBowl XLII MVP!!!!!
JEREMY SHOCKEY LOVES BONG HITS!!!
This is my fiancee Natasha. She is one of those all American, girl next door, classy broads. She's gonna make a great mother!
I was adopted at the age of 5 by three homosexual men who became my three dads whom I love very much! Here they are just clowning around, aren't they precious?
My brother at the Manchester United Football matchGETCHA POPCORN READY!
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