TWITTER (NO JOKE) |
FOLLOW USGo to www.twitter.com/asspartyAny of you that have payed any attention to us may have noticed that AssParty videos, blogs and general mySpace activity have pretty much grinded to a screaching...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:52:00 GMT |
BAD THINGS |
My name is Kris Clare and one day I will be arrested for child pornography. I certainly hope that's not the case, but it's possible.I was doing a favor for Tyson and burning him a copy of TWO-LANE BL...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:54:00 GMT |
Strippers & Smoothies |
I was grocery shopping a few days ago. I came across some packets of smoothie powder for sale at like 70 cents a piece. I love smoothies, even fake ones! I picked up a strawberry smo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:24:00 GMT |
Bathroom Stuff |
I know something I've never heard any comedian talk about: Using a public restroom. Well, here's my take on a recent trip. I had to shit and piss so I went into the one stall. There ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:23:00 GMT |
Old Man Badass |
This one is old. It's from years ago, but for some reason I just thought of it again. When I was 19 or 20, I went to an ANGEL'S HOMESTYLE BUFFET in my hometown. Of course, there were a bunch of old pe...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
Molestation |
I've had a history of molestation. No, not like that! I would never do that! I was the one that was molested. Don't worry, it wasn't sad, traumatic molestation as a child, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:48:00 GMT |
Waiting Room |
THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY:I recently had a doctor's appointment. I have way too many of those for my age. Oh well, I guess that just means my life is kicking too much ass. Anyways, the...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
Hitler |
I have this book which is filled with a bunch of lists of strange and interesting facts. Adolf Hitler is mentioned on a couple of these lists and documented as a sufferer of excessive flatulence...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
Monkey Business |
I can think of at least a few times that I've had a conversation about what animals each person resembles the most. I've had people tell me that I look like a lizard and a cat. I'm guessin...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:33:00 GMT |
All That Is Man |
I apologize in advance before the rest of this blog because I'm not sure I'm a good judge of anything right now. I've just had some beers and apparently, I was working around a gas leak all day,...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:23:00 GMT |
