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Majesta

If God were suddenly condemned...

About Me

"If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself." - Alexander Dumas. Theres not much to tell. I hate my job and I love sex. I should be a porn star!
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WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Modern Satanist
Thinking yourself to be a god, realizing Indulgence as your main goal, not believing in a literal Satan, and counting stupidity as your highest sin. You are a proud LaVeyan Satanist! You might enjoy www.churchofsatan.com if you're not already a member.
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Johnny Knoxville
Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls
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My Interests

Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)
Lust
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Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code My interests are sex, music, collecting books, clove cigarettes, making crafty things, puzzles, sex, sweat, being caressed by my One and Only, tetris, going to graveyards, taking pictures, going to the Falls, sex, looking for four leaf clovers, provoking people, UNO, writing, thrift stores, antique shops (my favorites are Sell It Again Sam's and The Unique Thrift Shop), being nude, drinking, porn, food, concerts, museums, abandoned buildings, wishing people dead, listening to people trying to cover up their lies, flirting, leading people on, contradicting people, tattoos (if I had more money), self loathing, photography, psychology, serial killers and mass murderers, candles, honking and waving at random people, piercings, changing my appearance, and last but not least, having sex.

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Music:

There's so much! Ani Difranco, Type-O-Negative, mc chris, Brotha Lynch Hung, Enya, Bjork, Marilyn Manson, Dead Prez, DMX, CCR, Pink Floyd, mc chris, L7, Hole, Tori Amos, Patsi Cline, Garth Brooks, NIN, old Outkast, mc chris, Mystikal, The Roots, The Cure, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Cradle of Filth, Tool, Nappy Roots, Marilyn Monroe (yes, her music), Kitty, The Dixie Chicks, Prodigy, Bob Marley, Him, Johnny Cash, Eliza Carthy, Missy Eliott, Patty Smith, Erika Baddu, White/Rob Zombie........anything differant and just about everything except real "poppie" music. And mc chris!!!

Movies:

But I'm a Cheerleader, Natural Born Killers, Dirty Dancing, Gia, Run Lola Run, My First Mister, Hostel, Thursday, Willie Wonka..., Pulp Fiction, Amalie, Monster, Footloose, The Wizard of Oz, The Wall, Donnie Darko, Harold and Maude, American Beauty, American History X, Jaw Breaker, Scarface, The Life of David Gale, Bowling For Colombine, The Banger Sisters, Dancer in the Dark, Norma Jean and Marilyn, The Crow, Blow, Fahrenhiet 911, Rebel Without a Cause, American Psycho, Devils Rejects, Wedding Crashers, anything Quentin Tarantino, anything with any kind of dancing (I know...wierd), Anything with lots of blood and sex, Anything that makes you think, true stories, anything with Christina Richi, Angalina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, or my favorite, Marilyn Monroe.

Television:

Ab Fab, Aqua Teen, Law & Order SVU, not much, I don't watch much TV.

Books:

Anything non-fiction, mostly about serial killers, true crime, informational, new age, self discovery. If it's fiction, it's got to be erotica.. no soft porn like romance novels, ugh!!

Heroes:

I don't really know. Probably Marilyn Monroe for being such a "naive, sexy, little blonde", but in reality was so much more... inteligent, activist, manipulator, etc. Betty Page, Salvador Dali, Courtney Love, Angalina Jolie, Charles Manson & Hitler (taken out of context may seem strange), Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, deffinately Ani Difranco, Margorette Cho, Jackie O, Howard Stern, Ru Paul, James Dean, and Anne Frank.
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My Blog

hijack

i am so excited that mc chris put hijack on his profile!!  it's my favorite, and yes i'm a dork!!mc chris holds down his shit like he was holdin' bong hits!!!...
Posted by Majesta on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

mc chris owns!!!!

Last night was the best night of my life!  I went to a very long awaited mc chris concert.  He is like Elvis to me.  He's still kinda underground so he parked in the parking lot right n...
Posted by Majesta on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST

Blogging

So, to certain people who think i should blogg more, watch me go!!!!These past few days have really been beautiful...fall is my favorite season and october is my favorite month.  The beautiful le...
Posted by Majesta on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

my sweet misery

I make my own misery...when my life seems to be going to good, for too long,I will do all i can...to bring it back down.If you don't despise me now,you will....eventually.If you haven't used me yet, d...
Posted by Majesta on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:35:00 PST

What is this Love you speak of?

Is this normal?                                       &...
Posted by Majesta on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Ben

At about 9/10pm sat. night is when I, myself got to realize how much you meant to me, and all that you gave and had to give.  I tried to be the one optomistic person, I could never imagine; you h...
Posted by Majesta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST