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About Me

I am a Humanist minister.
I live on a dirt road.
My trailer has pink flamingos in the yard.
I love Nicole. We have a beautiful daughter.
Her name is Olive Fae Young.
I am a skinhead. Not racist, not political, so don't worry.
I am a renaissance bouncer.
I am a writer.
I laid eyes on the Piata and did not weep.
I make music & noise & indie films.
I am the co-creator of the low budget Jane Doe Productions now Head Cheese Productions.
RIP Chris Porter.
I write for a mag called "MEOW" and you can send me your writings and artwork for publication.
I like fish sticks.
Production comany....
http://www.myspace.com/headcheeseproductions
Check out some of my music...
http://www.myspace.com/gizzardsmoke
httP://www.myspace.com/pigchickensuicide
here is some noise
http://www.myspace.com/tenticulargenocide
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My Interests

making movies, boozing it up, sex, making noise, creating instruments from junk, nailing your mom, stomping hippies, cartoons, cigarettes, TROMA, tattoos

Music:

I like a little bit of almost any genre you care to name. I actively listen to punk/oi, grindcore, country, soul, r&b, hip hop and more. Greatest band ever...

Movies:

EXPLOITATION, Horror, Comedy... any combination of the three.

Television:

Geatest commercial ever... ..
Dexter, Walker Texas Ranger, When Animals Attack, MMA
BLOOD VOMITS

Books:

Most recently in no particular order, Post Office, Running with Scizzors, Dry, Women, American Gods, Bestial, Dharma Bums, Howl, Swisscheese Disco, Te Tao Ching, Shamballa the Sacred Path of the Warrior, and I just started in on Factotum.

Heroes:

Cactus Jack, Yamataka Eye, R Kelly, Charles Manson, Mr. T, Raymond Earl Young, Dolemite

My Blog

About the Horror Drunx...

A lot of locals have been asking "What's the deal with the Horror Drunx?" I decided to put up a copy of the Horror Drunx manifesto to help answer your questions and save me the trouble of repeating m...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:49:00 PST

Another week...

This week in Panama City has been downright uneventful. I haven't worked since Sunday and I have enjoyed my time off with the family. I had to put up with some horrible music at work on Sunday. ...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:32:00 PST

Parental Units, Pig Chicken Suicide and more...

Greetings folks... I don't know about you guys but I have been doing fantastic. I have a lovely daughter, an awesome baby mama and a shitload of people who care about my new family. People have ...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:01:00 PST

Brand New Baby!!!

THIS JUST IN. Olive Fae Young was born this morning, May 25 at around 6:45. She weighs almost nine pounds and is a little over 20 inches long. She is very healthy and very beautiful. She looks just li...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:11:00 PST

Come out of the womb... (short poem)

Anxiously waiting for the flower to bloom. When will our daughter come out of the womb? There is an air of both joy and impending doom. But we just want to reach the delivery room. P...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

Florida Horror Drunx...

I am the new head of the world renowned Horror Drunx FL chapter. If you like booze & horror movies then you should join our ranks... http://www.myspace.com/flahorrordrunx...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:33:00 PST

Rorschach

What do you see? How bout now?...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

Updatapalooza...

Greetings boils & ghouls... Much has transpired since the last blog entry. I got fired from Coyote Ugly so don't expect to see me up there any time soon. Time to see who my real friends are &...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:34:00 PST

Songs of the Doomed...

I will be a father in just a couple of weeks. I feel as if there is civil war being waged within my stomach. I'm not sure if it's something I ate, stress or both. My trial is supposed to be around the...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:23:00 PST

Social Squiggle

Leave the past behind but retain your lessons. People come and people go. Some are better friends than others. Some are bad business altogther. Learn from them all, especially the assholes. You’...
Posted by Conrad the Destroyer on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST