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About Me

I'm a lazy bitch, burning off whatever potential I have by sleeping, eating, and refusing to do what is necessary. Education is over-rated. The smartest hominids I ever met educated themselves, and I consciously avoid doing the same. I do add, however, that Conrad doesn't count. He's quick, but not Heather quick. As for the rest of you bastards, I can teach you to pick locks and hide in bushes, so maybe I should join some military unit and execute innocents for the profit of people other than myself...Sounds profitable. That appeals to the Scot in me. But the kilt still doesn't.I am 71% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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.. I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : High
Schizoid Disorder : High
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : High
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored 43% Cold and 64% Level-Headed!
You can kill. But the question "Why would you?" arises.Out of safety or cruelty?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chinnghis Khan. Maybe Tom Waits. Definitely Nick Cave if he's on drugs at the time. Ummm... Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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My Blog

Meh.

..Well....Damn, that lil' Kefka gif is friggin' irritating at close range, isn't it?Oh.Ahem. (cough, hack)I have a B.S. In Social sciences.Sad, eh?'Nuf said.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:13:00 GMT

BOOMSHAKAMOTHERFUCKINLAKA!!!

Oh yeah! Guess who remembered he had a MySpace account?No, not me you CHUDs, some other guy!
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:51:00 GMT

Time Ain’t On My Side Or Anyone Else’s

    Been a while. Damn, I don’t think I can even type anymore.    I find myself repeating last year. I was so sure that this would be temporary. By now I would be s...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:49:00 GMT

Nothing and My Insomnia

    Every Saturday night for the past month, month and a half, me and Amy get home from the BP and I fail to fall asleep. That is why you lucky bastards get to put up with my wonderful ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:31:00 GMT

VROOOOOMMMM of Doom

    I had something deep to say, but I drank it away, so I'll settle for mental masturbation once again.    Working shifts at the BP reminds me of our innate wastefulness...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:40:00 GMT

WHAT!?

So, here I am, staring off into Nothing ( my new name for the TV), when Amy pipes up, and says, "Hey, type O blood has an increased chance of hearing loss. Have you ever heard that before?"Now I would...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:34:00 GMT

The Bob With Two Jobs

So, here I am. I don't doubt that some of you wish to know where I was, but Adelle and Shannon know, so bother them about it.Now I'm back at the BP (at least for one day) and tending mosquitoes over a...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:03:00 GMT

Awesome.

Ahh... a good internet connection...So, me and Amy live at my racist Grandma's back room. Shay Arnold is reading over my shoulder. Amy is looking now. I am a narcissist. Life rules. I'll see all you c...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:30:00 GMT

Hank Makes Everything Better

So, I'm out of school. Of course, I haven't graduated, because I'm totally into self-destruction. 60 hours of bullshit on top of another 60 hours of bullshit should equal out to a degree in bullshit...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:12:00 GMT

Not really interested...

So... Hmm... Ya know, I just don't really give a fuck. I would like to just fade off into someone's wood pannelling and mock them into submission. I guess that that never was an option though... I ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:09:00 GMT