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Colombian Necktie

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"Car Crash Eroticism", from our split with I'MtheDEVIL.

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Member Since: 24/11/2004
Band Website: http://colombiannecktie.cjb.net
Band Members:

[Callahan]
cartel mastermind, guitar, vocal stylings, bass, programming, sampling, theremin, noise, songwriting, lo-fi recording/engineering, inept mastering, asphyxiating, drooling and staring, cut-and-paste propaganda.

[Chico la Gonzo]
bass frequencies, candy snatchin, women's undergarments, blood, party liquor, skull-vs-sawblade dynamics, tampons.

[Pigbastard]
technical genius, wires and plugs, keys/samples, masturbatorial electronics, risk of shock/fire hazard, lights, neural-net processing, electric bill.

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DRUGS, MALT LIQUOR
AND BLACK SABBATH.

PROUD MEMBER OF THE GIZZARD SMOKE ARMY
Sounds Like: --------------------------------
Sam Kinison, Anal Cunt and Rambo beating in the door of your apartment rave looking for the rent money.

Record Label: SOMEONE FUCKING SIGN US.
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

LIVE NECKTIE and NEW CD

NECKTIE IS CURRENTLY GEARING UP TO FINISH THEIR YET-TO-BE-TITLED NEWEST RELEASE, AS WELL AS START PLAYING SHOWS AROUND FLORIDA. WE'RE ESTIMATING A COUPLE OF MONTHS AT LEAST, BUT WANT TO START NEGOTIAT...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:59:00 GMT

busy grinding... busy grinding...

creeping closer than your next case of the clap...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:26:00 GMT

New Necktie...

...is definitely getting recorded this weekend. I've been listening to way too much Circle of Dead Children not to. 
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:41:00 GMT

CXNX ITEMS ON SALE FOR XMAS!!

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHERE YOU DRIVE YOURSELF EVEN FURTHER INTO DEBT BY BUYING A LOAD OF BULLSHIT FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE!!! WE HERE AT COLOMBIAN NECKTIE REALIZE THE EVER-...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:41:00 GMT

CxNx 12 ON THE TRIXINE CHARTS

Your favorite fuckfaces came in at 12 on The Tink's Ink charts in the new issue of Tric Zine 24!! We're not quite as good as the Beasties yet, but we fuckin OWNED Shadows Fall... yeah, FUCK those guys...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:30:00 GMT

WANT TO PLAY LIVE IN CXNX???

I'M LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD PSYCHOPATHS!!!!TO JOIN THE RANKS OF COLOMBIAN NECKTIE FOR A FEW WEEKS....TO LEARN A HANDFUL OF SONGS....TO PUT ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING.....AND PLAY A LIVE SHOW IN THE DAYTONA BE...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:46:00 GMT

RED SPLOTCHES & FILTHY CROTCHES

GREETINGS WORMSTHE NEW SHIT IS SLOWLY TAKING SHAPE. BEEN WRITING AND RECORDING SCRATCH-TRACKS FOR THE ALBUM... GOT ABOUT 10 SONGS LINED UP FOR THE DISC PLUS PROSPECTS FOR A LOT MORE. ALSO BEEN THROWIN...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:07:00 GMT

UPDATE: EVERYTHING'S BROKEN!

All of my equipment is breaking down on me, so the new Necktie might takelonger than expected. Oh fucking well, in the meantime, you can mail me malt liquor.THAT IS ALL-HJC, Inc.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:04:00 GMT

UPDATE FROM REPROBATE

HEY CUMCATCHERS-- WE'RE NOT DEAD, JUST DECREPIT. WORKING ON NEW SHIT. LURKING AROUND YOUR KID'S PRESCHOOL. STILL DRINKING COUGH SYRUP AND ROBBING PHARMACIES FOR CAT TRANQUILIZERS. KEEP YOUR EARS PEELE...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:13:00 GMT

COPS BUST FIRST CxNx VIDEO SHOOT

---copied from bulletin board Well, we were going to grace you all with a nice, tasty little video for our cover of GG Allin's "Drink, Fight & Fuck" but while we were filming in front of an oil ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:51:00 GMT