So my friend wants to commit a murder |
Yeah, so it goes like this . . .
I receive a call this morning from a really good friend of mine. And he asks plainly " Hey Bud, just see how you were doing and oh by the way, I need your help.&... Posted by Nelton on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:43:00 PST |
Tampons |
What's up trick. So I've been wondering the past few days, when do you know, when does it actually hit you that you missed something, a perfect chance at something good. Why does it always... Posted by Nelton on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Must read!!! Funniest story of 2007 |
So check this one out. A friend at work told me about this tonight at work. Its all true . . .
So, this guy meets some girl at a bar. They hit it off, and head back to his place.&nbs... Posted by Nelton on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST |
Reading Material |
A friend posted this list of books, she highlighted the ones she's read, so I copied her and did the same thing. Why? I don't know!?! It's 7am and I have nothing else better to do, o... Posted by Nelton on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST |
OMG |
If you read the previous blog 1st. Uh . . . sorry. If you haven't read "What the? Who the?" yet, don't bother. I have no clue, why I wrote it. I just felt like writing somthing... Posted by Nelton on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST |
What the? Who the? Can I please get a tissue? |
Weird.
Hello. My name is Nelton. I'm a cancer. I like short walks along the beach, but I'm nowhere near one. We could take a stroll on the dunes of Las Vegas and read pa... Posted by Nelton on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:28:00 PST |
A lifetime of disappointment . . . |
This is going to be a long one . . . about football. So ladies, just go on to the next one if you wish or take 10 minutes and learn something about sports, football, why (most) men sit on the co... Posted by Nelton on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Oh the holidays |
Its nice to have friends in town.
That's it.
What were you expecting more? Then where the hell were you? Obviously you're not here. If you where here, then you'd get it.
Agrhh!?! ... Posted by Nelton on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST |
Hmmm . . . |
So its that time of year again. Yes, it's also hours before the dawn of a new . . . um, year. But its also the time where I begin to contemplate my life, my career and the people that have... Posted by Nelton on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST |
Odessey's and Mediocracies |
So I am definitely looking forward to a week of fun and sun next week. Well, actually not too much sun, because living in Las Vegas you get to much sun. Ok, how about fun and . . . u... Posted by Nelton on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST |