Horses |
Horses. I HATE 'EM!!!My grandmother is always sending me pictures of horses and making me horse sweatshirts with craft paint. I HATE HORSES YOU BITCH!!!! Guess what grandma, you're not an artist.I don...
Posted by matthew on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:14:00 PST |
THOM YORKE births SUPER BABY |
Earlier today, Thom Yorke and female vessel gave birth to a super baby! The ultra-healthy baby boy was born after spending only 2 weeks in the womb. 2 weeks. 2 weeks.Conception happened at the climax ...
Posted by matthew on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:59:00 PST |
God Bless the numbers 9 and 11 |
And a happy 9-11 to all of you. I hope this September day of terror and freedom finds you well. Boy oh colored boy, can you believe its been 6 years?? I can. I had completely forgot about 9-11 until l...
Posted by matthew on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:45:00 PST |
US OPEN !!!! |
I am rushing to write this blog in the middle of the US OPEN men's final, so there will be plenty of grammatical errors, mispellings and boners popped. You're probably asking yourself, "Sweet God Jesu...
Posted by matthew on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:21:00 PST |
GROCERY STORE |
Trips to the grocery store are always good, clean fun!!! Every isle is a different hang-out. A new place to meet people, all of whom are looking for food, JUST LIKE ME!!! All the hungry hippos are hap...
Posted by matthew on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST |
My brother, the BITCH |
Hello, My brother is a 'lil bitch. He's gotta bitch mouth and its always running. In case your lucky and you DONT know him, here's a list of his favorite things. Actually this is the complete list of...
Posted by matthew on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST |
YOUR life EASIER now!!!! |
Do you wanna MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER NOW?? I do!! here's a list of things to do to MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER NOW!!! Y-L-E-N-Y1) Running late? EASY!!! Just change the time you're supposed to be there!!2) Can...
Posted by matthew on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST |
Summers Swim Spectaculars |
Fact: Human sperms can survive in water for up to 73 hour. (thats 4 days and a half hours)Fact: Chlorinated water has aan unusual reaction with human sperms and makes it up to 10x more active. (sperms...
Posted by matthew on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Independence4thJulydayAmericaBlessedCountryday |
JOOOSe can u c?There's an "I" and a "Me" in America. Amearica is strong and POWERFUL and we like to celebrate our Indepentence every 4th day in July. ( I celebrate it everday =) )*We also celebrate t...
Posted by matthew on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST |
i need a bigger truck |
HOly shi,just got home 5 fukin minutes ago, yeah, i was at the FALLS tonight y'all!!! it was fukin bro!! There was a band there that rocked out some fall out boy, lit, and killers covers. They were so...
Posted by matthew on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST |
